# Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571 "2010-08-17T21:13:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/81 "2010-08-19T00:54:35Z")
Maternal. ---
**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/82 "2010-08-19T01:32:44Z")
Pediatric ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/83 "2010-08-19T15:08:15Z")
Patronizing ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/84 "2010-08-19T16:30:13Z")
Flatulent. Black, tarry. Aural (for clarity, we would also accept “cochlear.”) ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/85 "2010-08-19T16:38:59Z")
bureaucratic ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/86 "2010-08-19T17:22:21Z")
Irritating Insufficient Despicable Malignant ---
**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/87 "2010-08-20T01:38:16Z")
clearly erroneous Tolkienesque Googleable undercapitalized Seinfeldian ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/88 "2010-08-20T19:30:14Z")
Scabby Condescending Dehumanizing Odious Noxious ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/89 "2010-08-20T20:52:12Z")
Laughable. Clinical. Selfish. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/90 "2010-08-20T21:41:41Z")
Incontinent. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/91 "2010-08-20T21:58:04Z")
Squamous. ---
**Author:** ![MercyStreet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@MercyStreet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MercyStreet)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/92 "2010-08-21T01:00:30Z")
Counterfeit ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/93 "2010-08-21T01:01:07Z")
Broadcast ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/94 "2010-08-21T01:35:42Z")
You guys are gross. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/95 "2010-08-21T09:20:46Z")
Burning Anesthetized Non-Euclidean ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/96 "2010-08-21T11:32:39Z")
> [@UncleNito](#): > > clearly erroneous > Tolkienesque What… With hobbits? :eek: > [@](#): > > Seinfeldian Ick! Nasty! My input (so to speak): Gritty Feculent Ovine Capric / Caprine Hirsute Maggoty (both literally, and in the slang sense) Putrescent (or was that used already?) Phlegmy Splintery ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/97 "2010-08-21T13:38:25Z")
Cute Chirpy Nice Patriotic Republican Hackneyed Discombobulating Non-exculpatory Constipated Boneless Julienne-sliced Excoriating Serosanguineous Pustular Hypersymmetrical Hyperelastic Non-elastic Non-invasive Non-mammalian Non-secular Church-sanctioned Mosque-endorsed Priestly ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/98 "2010-08-21T14:57:49Z")
… Abortive Abortifacient Gravid Dysmorphologic Teratologic Equine Bovine Porcine Reptilian Lilliputian Vermiform Disharmonic Desiccated Eczematous Non-pornographic Non-hormonal Nonrepetitive Nondimensional Vacuous Vacuum fluctuating Nephrotoxic Hepatotoxic Necrotizing Hypothermic Hypoplastic Hypotrophic Hypoblastic Norwegian ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/99 "2010-08-21T15:04:49Z")
> [@Tibbytoes](#): > > Cute > Chirpy > Nice > Patriotic > Republican > Hackneyed > Discombobulating > Non-exculpatory > Constipated > Boneless > Julienne-sliced > Excoriating > Serosanguineous > Pustular > Hypersymmetrical > Hyperelastic > Non-elastic > Non-invasive > Non-mammalian > Non-secular > Church-sanctioned > Mosque-endorsed > PriestlyAbortive > Abortifacient > Gravid > Dysmorphologic > Teratologic > Equine > Bovine > Porcine > Reptilian > Lilliputian > Vermiform > Disharmonic > Desiccated > Eczematous > Non-pornographic > Non-hormonal > Nonrepetitive > Nondimensional > Vacuous > Vacuum fluctuating > Nephrotoxic > Hepatotoxic > Necrotizing > Hypothermic > Hypoplastic > Hypotrophic > Hypoblastic > Norwegian String those all together and that pretty much sums up my sex life of late. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/100 "2010-08-21T16:30:46Z")
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