# Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571 "2010-08-17T21:13:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/101 "2010-08-21T17:15:03Z")
Accidental Bad ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/102 "2010-08-21T17:21:42Z")
G-Rated. > [@Tibbytoes](#): > > … > Norwegian What are you, some kind of Swede? ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/103 "2010-08-21T23:21:54Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > G-Rated. > > > [@Tibbytoes](#): > > > > … > > Norwegian > > What are you, some kind of Swede? Ever taken a gander at your typical Norwegian [man](http://images.quickblogcast.com/0/3/9/5/5/165723-155930/Grumpy_Man.jpg) and [woman](http://www.theberries.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/21d19d3f-c663-a2de-eb2a16aa8bc6dde4.jpg)? Dour doesn’t begin to tell the whole story —people that look like that simply can’t be having good sex. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/104 "2010-08-21T23:42:33Z")
Terrestrial Ludicrous Baritone Unphotogenic Crichton-like Tragic Superfluous ---
**Author:** ![FrancisCastle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b4bc9f/32.png) [@FrancisCastle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrancisCastle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/105 "2010-08-21T23:55:03Z")
passive exasperating disparaging ---
**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/106 "2010-08-22T00:10:08Z")
Ineffectual. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/107 "2010-08-22T00:29:37Z")
Court-ordered USDA approved diarrhea inducing taser-involved cattle mutilating doughnut hole ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/108 "2010-08-22T01:02:08Z")
Scrofulous Democratic People’s Democratic Marxist Communist Spastic Socialist Interrupted Infrequent Wounded Crippled Schizophrenic Inflamed ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/109 "2010-08-22T03:27:19Z")
There is only one…funny. Pointing and laughing ends it all. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/110 "2010-08-23T13:43:57Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > There is only one…funny. Pointing and laughing ends it all. Wait a minute- you’ve got _plenty_ of room for more gonzo. :dubious: I submit “abridged.” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/111 "2010-08-23T14:52:07Z")
Scabrous. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/112 "2010-08-23T15:31:52Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > interspecies Unless of course, “alien” and “sentient” were also involved. ---
**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/113 "2010-08-23T18:28:14Z")
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ---
**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/114 "2010-08-23T19:31:48Z")
atrocious ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/115 "2010-08-24T14:00:06Z")
… praetertranssubstantiationalistically osteosarchaematosplanchnochondroneuromuelous osseocarnisanguineoviscericartilaginonervomedullary aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic propseudocontraneoantidisestablishmentarianalistic ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/116 "2010-08-24T14:32:33Z")
Has anyone said ‘nonexistant’ yet? God I could fuck a sponge. ---
**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/117 "2010-08-24T21:31:49Z")
**Autolycus** That would be - Invertebrate Sex. Unless its a synthetic sponge. That would make it Artificial-Invertebrate sex. Depending upon how the sponge feels it could also be sponge rape. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/118 "2010-08-24T21:34:07Z")
Nah, it’s never sponge rape–after all, they can’t say no! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/119 "2010-08-24T21:35:35Z")
> [@figure9](#): > > **Autolycus** That would be - Invertebrate Sex. Unless its a synthetic sponge. That would make it Artificial-Invertebrate sex. > > Depending upon how the sponge feels it could also be sponge rape. I saw the cartoon – IIRC it was called Sponge Rape Square Dick. ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/120 "2010-08-24T21:48:44Z")
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