# Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571 "2010-08-17T21:13:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![heavyarms553](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/779978/32.png) [@heavyarms553](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heavyarms553)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/121 "2010-08-26T22:37:56Z")
Surprise! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/122 "2010-08-26T22:40:09Z")
verminous ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/123 "2010-08-27T03:11:50Z")
solo ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/124 "2010-08-27T03:20:04Z")
There are far worse than “solo”, sometimes it’s even preferable. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/125 "2010-08-27T03:33:21Z")
Anomalous. Legalistic. Injurious. Wretched. Misaimed. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/126 "2010-08-27T04:24:57Z")
Biannual Defenesterizing _(the act itself is exciting, but it doesn’t end well)_ Cross-threaded Flammable ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/127 "2010-08-27T04:43:08Z")
“nasty brutish and short” " ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/128 "2010-08-27T07:16:23Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Clammy Oh, you’ve been with my wife, then? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/129 "2010-08-27T18:31:14Z")
Anachronistic ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/130 "2010-09-06T08:08:41Z")
With my ex: more hang-ups than a line full of drying laundry. Hence: EX ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/131 "2010-09-07T17:03:34Z")
Freudian. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/132 "2010-09-08T00:14:21Z")
Tired Lackluster Boring ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/133 "2010-09-08T13:48:37Z")
Underpaid. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/134 "2010-09-08T22:34:14Z")
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