# Worst campaign ads, 2018 edition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [May 7, 2018, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754 "2018-05-07T14:36:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/41 "2018-10-30T03:03:57Z")

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Iowa governor Kim Reynolds ® has an ad, which unfortunately doesn’t seem to be online, where she talks about how having 10 grandchildren has been a good preparation for being governor.

Really?

What political stands do you believe in? That’s what people really need to know.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/42 "2018-10-31T20:00:05Z")

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Glad to see my state isn’t the only one with embarrassingly stupid political ads. One is essentially “Vote Republican or Nancy Pelosi will RAISE YOUR TAXES!”

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/43 "2018-10-31T20:16:46Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> This one is going to be tough to beat… but I just _believe_ that the ingenuity and incompetence of American politicians can give it a run for its money!
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> Ok, let's start with the copy. Wow. Strong stuff. China people? China family? Cocaine Mitch? Ding-dong Ching-chong? Me so solly? Oh wait, he didn't actually say that last one. Or the one before. Hard to tell where fact ends and fiction begins.
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> But here’s what really impresses me: that West Virginia Senate candidate Don Blankenship can even SPEAK after taking six Ambien right before the filming started. To call his performance wooden would be an insult to the siding on that green house.

“China People” refers to a company, [China Energy Investment.](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-trump-asia-energy-west-virginia/china-energy-investment-signs-mou-for-83-7-billion-in-west-virginia-projects-idUSKBN1D90S9)

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/44 "2018-10-31T22:09:52Z")

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[GOP House candidate ad depicts all-American activities with stock footage of Russia.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-rep-mike-kellys-americana-ad-features-footage-shot-in-russia)

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> A new campaign ad for Rep. Mike Kelly (R-PA) features great American pastimes like playing baseball, riding a rollercoaster, football and hunting.
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> It’s a nice, wholesome video the likes of which one could expect any generic incumbent to be running. But in this case, the ad appears to use stock footage shot in Russia and Estonia.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/45 "2018-10-31T23:31:12Z")

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Steve Knight is running a ad attack on his opponent, and bought the website of [katiehill2018.com](http://katiehill2018.com). :rolleyes::rolleyes:

So if you are looking to support Katie Hill, you will be directed to his attack page. Which primarily focuses on the CA Gas tax- which he or her as **US CONGRESS** critters have absolutely no say on.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/46 "2018-10-31T23:47:06Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> [GOP House candidate ad depicts all-American activities with stock footage of Russia.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-rep-mike-kellys-americana-ad-features-footage-shot-in-russia)

“Comrade, we have great commercial for you showing how good to be American”.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/47 "2018-11-01T15:39:07Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Glad to see my state isn’t the only one with embarrassingly stupid political ads. One is essentially “Vote Republican or Nancy Pelosi will RAISE YOUR TAXES!”

There’s an ad around here that talks about how the Democratic candidate will support the Clinton-Pelosi energy tax, whatever the hell that’s supposed to be.

And candidate for KS Governor Laura Kelly is going to raise taxes\* on all your food! And then they start listing a bunch of different basic food items like bread, milk, etc. Which always prompts me to blurt out in my best Gen. Jack D. Ripper voice, “Ice cream, Mandrake? _Children’s ice cream?_”

- Any Democrat who wants to restore taxes to where they were before Gov. Brownback slashed them to the bone, is now being accused of being in favor of “the largest tax increase in Kansas history!”

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/48 "2018-11-02T04:54:11Z")

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Well, now there’s this:

> **[Democrat-supporting women strip off for 'Grab Them By The Ballot'](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341631/Democrat-supporting-women-strip-photo-shoot-called-Grab-Ballot.html)**
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> Ten women took part in the shoot for the 'Grab Them By The Ballot' campaign hoping the powerful images will encourage people to cast their ballot in the US midterm elections on November 6.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/49 "2018-11-02T11:53:06Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> [GOP House candidate ad depicts all-American activities with stock footage of Russia.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-rep-mike-kellys-americana-ad-features-footage-shot-in-russia)

Obviously, he took them when he was on vacation.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/50 "2018-11-02T13:12:12Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> [GOP House candidate ad depicts all-American activities with stock footage of Russia.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-rep-mike-kellys-americana-ad-features-footage-shot-in-russia)

I thought the B-roll of a mother and daughter sitting around the kitchen table using a laptop, creating alt-right twitter bots and fake Facebook accounts that expose the Seth Rich coverup, was a moving moment that will play on the heartstrings of many voters.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/51 "2018-11-02T13:30:07Z")

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A certain amount of mild offence, tempered by amusement, has been caused over here by one of your candidates:

> **['Trump is a cheeky sod': Essex villagers react to US campaign ad](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/02/trump-is-a-cheeky-sod-essex-villagers-react-to-us-campaign-ad)**
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> Jaywick dismisses photo of street as old and says community spirit thrives there

Mind you, ours have done the same:

> **[Tories' road to recovery is actually German](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tories-use-picture-of-german-road-in-road-to-recovery-election-poster-9956206.html)**
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> The original photo was taken six years ago near the German town of Weimar

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**Author:** ![Clawdio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d07c76/32.png) [@Clawdio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clawdio)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/52 "2018-11-02T15:23:09Z")

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Tame compared examples in this thread, but there is an ad running in Minnesota where one of the Republican’s main jabs at the Democrat, said in ominous tones is “she opposes the wall”

Every time I hear it I think “yeah, no shit, doesn’t everyone oppose the wall”? I think its one of those “paid for by America First” ads. Do they really think Minnesotans support a border wall?

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/53 "2018-11-02T15:46:24Z")

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There’s a [disgusting radio ad in Arkansas](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/ad-supporting-arkansas-republican-caricatures-black-women-n921896) that features two stereotypical black women complaining that if the Democrats take control, black males will be subject to endless white women making false accusations of sexual assault against them. “Girl, white Democrats would be lynchin’ black folk again.”

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/54 "2018-11-02T15:57:12Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> There’s a [disgusting radio ad in Arkansas](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/ad-supporting-arkansas-republican-caricatures-black-women-n921896) that features two stereotypical black women complaining that if the Democrats take control, black males will be subject to endless white women making false accusations of sexual assault against them. “Girl, white Democrats would be lynchin’ black folk again.”

That ad isn’t all bad. It is educational. I learned that Brett Kavenaugh is a black man, for example.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/55 "2018-11-02T16:57:15Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Brian Kemp, the Georgia Republican candidate for governor, who pointed a shotgun at a young man in a previous ad, is at it again:  
> [https://youtu.be/5Q1cfjh6VfE](https://youtu.be/5Q1cfjh6VfE)

[Bill Murray provides the only explanation.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQkX9nVrDj8)

This thread is more depressing than a Trump rally. It’s easy to forget just how batshit insane we are as a nation. Why o why did we fight to keep the South? The biggest mistake in American history?

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/56 "2018-11-02T20:09:09Z")

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> [@Clawdio](#):
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> Tame compared examples in this thread, but there is an ad running in Minnesota where one of the Republican’s main jabs at the Democrat, said in ominous tones is “she opposes the wall”
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> Every time I hear it I think “yeah, no shit, doesn’t everyone oppose the wall”? I think its one of those “paid for by America First” ads. Do they really think Minnesotans support a border wall?

We get some Indiana ads in Chicago, and there’s one that just say “Joe Donnelly voted against Kavanaugh.” That’s it. It doesn’t go into anymore detail than that.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/57 "2018-11-02T23:14:26Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> We get some Indiana ads in Chicago, and there’s one that just say “Joe Donnelly voted against Kavanaugh.” That’s it. It doesn’t go into anymore detail than that.

This tribal thing fellates with great alacrity.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/58 "2018-11-02T23:27:04Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Brian Kemp, the Georgia Republican candidate for governor, who pointed a shotgun at a young man in a previous ad, is at it again:  
> [https://youtu.be/5Q1cfjh6VfE](https://youtu.be/5Q1cfjh6VfE)

:eek: I have to admire the honesty.:eek:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/59 "2018-11-03T00:01:38Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> :eek: I have to admire the honesty.:eek:

Testosterone poisoning.  
A very bad case.  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-campaign-ads-2018-edition/813754/60 "2018-11-03T11:48:40Z")

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[Be a Masshole, not an asshole.](https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2018/11/02/massachusetts-question-3-masshole-ad)

Vote Yes on Question 3. Ban discrimination against the transgendered.

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