# Worst Facebook Status Updates **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-facebook-status-updates/553178 "2010-09-09T14:12:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-facebook-status-updates/553178/61 "2010-09-18T11:46:40Z")
I have a facebook friend that’s started proselytizing via her status messages. Most of them are religious glurge (“God and Jesus love you with hearts the size of the Earth” etc.). And of course many of them end with “93% won’t copy and paste this into their status message, will you?” I don’t know what bumblefuck decided 93% was the magic number, or how they even came to it in the first place, but it’s at the end of most of her pap. Normally I don’t care, I like mild annoyances. What finally broke the camel’s back was her update that said “Why is it that 70% of the population can’t stop a Muslim Victory Mosque from being built at ground zero, but one Athiest can get crosses removed from a soldier’s grave and prayer from school? If you agree, please copy and repost!” :rolleyes: I don’t even know where to begin with how wrong that all is. I would defriend her, but that would mean I can’t troll her posts until she defriends me instead 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-facebook-status-updates/553178/62 "2010-09-18T14:48:34Z")
> [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](#): > > > [@GargoyleWB](#): > > > > I have one who is so cloyingly narcissistic it has become ironically amusing to read. A typical post: > > > > “…is reclined on the veranda with a perfectly chilled chablis while basking in the intellectual afterglow of a freshly read Proust novel…” > > And I thought it was so horribly pretentious, I just used it as my own status update, but added the line “while the dog licks my feet.” Yeah, I was thinking the same thing! ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-facebook-status-updates/553178/63 "2010-09-18T17:29:07Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > What finally broke the camel’s back was her update that said “Why is it that 70% of the population can’t stop a Muslim Victory Mosque from being built at ground zero, but one Athiest can get crosses removed from a soldier’s grave and prayer from school? If you agree, please copy and repost!” :rolleyes: I don’t even know where to begin with how wrong that all is. I would defriend her, but that would mean I can’t troll her posts until she defriends me instead 😃 Well, then, I think you know what you have to do next, right? 😉 Keep us informed. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![apollonia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2bfe46/32.png) [@apollonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apollonia)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-facebook-status-updates/553178/64 "2010-09-18T17:52:35Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m excited, my husband made me lunch and took me to a park yay!! And then said I can have his check book to go to the HF Estate garage sale tomorrow and keeps buying me FISHIESfor our tank!! We now have 18 happy FISHIES with 6 plants!! This woman is twenty-two years old. And married. Not six, as this status may lead you to believe. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-facebook-status-updates/553178/65 "2010-09-18T22:19:14Z")
> [@Bootis](#): > > Here’s my favorite [unintended status update](http://www.bordom.net/view/45310/Watching_the_sun_rise_in_the_hot_tub_on_the_3rd_floor_porch_) “…because this status is awkward” Hahahahahahah [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-facebook-status-updates/553178.md?page=3)