# Worst fashion trend?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 29, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904 "2014-08-29T19:22:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![jenweaver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b77776/32.png) [@jenweaver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jenweaver)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/1 "2014-08-29T19:22:36Z")

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What’s the worst fashion trend or fad you took part in?

Bonus points for pictures!

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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/2 "2014-08-29T19:45:32Z")

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I grew up in the '80s. Where to begin…

Big teased up bangs and blue eyeshadow.

Stirrup pants. With your socks on the outside, scrunched down to the ankle.

Ankle boots - aka Peter Pan Puddle Jumpers.

When I was 12 I had a rat’s tail. A long one.

In my 20’s the fashion was to wear a bodysuit as a shirt - they were tight with snaps at the crotch.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/3 "2014-08-29T19:54:16Z")

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“Gangsta” pants.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/4 "2014-08-29T19:59:27Z")

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I actually injured myself trying to run in bellbottoms and clogs, so I’ll go with those.

Although one good thing about wearing bellbottoms and clogs at the same time is that if your clogs flew off as you walked the bellbottom would catch them. You just shouldn’t ever try to run, that’s a face-plant waiting to happen.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/5 "2014-08-29T20:01:28Z")

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Mismatched (as in, one pink, one yellow) dayglo socks with a linen _Miami Vice_-style suit, pink t-shirt and deck shoes. And wet-look hair. It was '86. No pictures are allowed to exist.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/6 "2014-08-29T20:12:08Z")

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Corduroys when I was a kid in the 70’s.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/7 "2014-08-29T21:52:11Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> I actually injured myself trying to run in bellbottoms and clogs, so I’ll go with those.
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> Although one good thing about wearing bellbottoms and clogs at the same time is that if your clogs flew off as you walked the bellbottom would catch them. You just shouldn’t ever try to run, that’s a face-plant waiting to happen.

I just remembered they weren’t actually bellbottoms, they were palazzo pants. The whole leg flared out, not just the bottom. It was the early to mid 70’s. It seems they may be back in style again, so just don’t wear them with clogs.

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**Author:** ![DonLogan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@DonLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DonLogan)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/8 "2014-08-29T21:58:13Z")

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White 'fros in the 70’s were really really bad.

The new wave skinny ties from the 80’s seem ludicrous now.

Having your sunglasses on some sort of chain was pretty bad in the 80’s (I used a shoelace once, lol), but nowhere near as bad as today’s 1) having the ends of the bows resting on your ears but letting the rest of the frame droop down under your chin, 2) wearing them backwards on your head 3) wearing them on top of the bill of your baseball cap which leads naturally to the crooked bill cap and leaving the fucking sticker on it.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/9 "2014-08-29T22:08:22Z")

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I wore bodysuits as well, but I liked them so I don’t consider them one of the worst fashion trends I participated in. They gave a nice smooth look to the shirt and the guys really liked them. At least my husband did. they were annoying to wear though.

I think that belongs to the overalls from the late 80s early 90s and the pleated front jeans from the same era. Why were we all wearing jeans that emphasized the front pooch? (Or gave you one when you didn’t have one of your own.)

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/10 "2014-08-29T22:29:45Z")

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In the 70’s I had a gold chain with a medallion type thing. Not too big or actual gold. Being a little kid it seemed like that lasted forever before I lost it but it was probably only a couple of weeks.  
Looking back, I feel like such a jive turkey.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/11 "2014-08-30T00:42:07Z")

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Mid-to-late 1970s.  
Leisure suits. Never owned a white one, but I did have a few petrochemical derived outfits in colors not found in nature.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/12 "2014-08-30T00:43:40Z")

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Huge shoulder pads with everything. If something didn’t come with shoulder pads, I had a set of foam rubber ones I could use. Hell, sometimes I used them WITH things that came with shoulder pads. The bigger the shoulders, the narrower the waist looks, right?

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/13 "2014-08-30T01:17:06Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Corduroys when I was a kid in the 70’s.

::Raises hand sheepishly:: Me too.

My family called them “whistle pants”.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/14 "2014-08-30T01:31:21Z")

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Whistle britches is what my dad called them.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/15 "2014-08-30T02:01:24Z")

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I’ve posted this before because it makes me laugh so hard: [The stylings of my first husband](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/steve-scan.jpg).

As for me, I had the rat tail, various permutations of shaved hair plus perm with giant plastic glasses, and the dreaded leggings and wide-shouldered tunic. I’d like just to blame it on the 80s, but I think some people escaped more unscathed than I did.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/16 "2014-08-30T02:46:46Z")

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Classic 60s: Bellbottoms, sky-blue Nehru jacket, glow-in-the-dark flower-printed shirt, Carnaby-street paisley wide tie, granny sunglasses, beads & flowers.

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**Author:** ![InsomniaMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ad7895/32.png) [@InsomniaMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InsomniaMama)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/17 "2014-08-30T02:51:39Z")

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> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#):
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> In my 20’s the fashion was to wear a bodysuit as a shirt - they were tight with snaps at the crotch.

Just saw them at H&M this week. In case you’d like to go back to that.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/18 "2014-08-30T03:15:31Z")

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In junior high school in the 60s, we wore poncho shirts. I can’t find an image, but they had pointy hems at the bottom so they were designed to be worn untucked. Which violated our school’s dress code, dammit.

In the 70s there were [qiana shirts](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-R0gIxAIPpQs/T1m5zms_jxI/AAAAAAAAALo/pb4G61Obsxs/s1600/727-2031.jpg) and [double knit suits](https://www.thehenryford.org/exhibits/pic/2004/leisure/outfitentire_sm.jpg) and [platform shoes](http://endangeredclothing.com/sites/default/files/plats1.jpg).

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/19 "2014-08-30T03:17:35Z")

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Cavariccis.

At least I never wore parachute pants.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fashion-trend/696904/20 "2014-08-30T03:34:12Z")

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My mom was too cheap so I wore homemade Zoobaz.

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