# Worst fucking spam ever.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fucking-spam-ever/651006>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 21, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fucking-spam-ever/651006 "2013-02-21T20:32:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fucking-spam-ever/651006/1 "2013-02-21T20:32:16Z")

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So maybe 10 or 15 years ago, I did the LiveJournal thing.

Got this in the inbox today: (personal info removed)

> [@](#):
>
> xxxxx (xxxxx) replied to your LiveJournal post in which you said:
> 
> ```
> So I had a very good friend when I was growing up. I won't say his name, because, frankly, it's none of your business. Maybe xxxxxx remembers him.
> 
> His parents were found dead in their home this weekend. It's an awful story, and I think I'm in shock.
> 
> They were sorta like my "other set of parents"... As far as I can recall (I'm a bit hazy right now), I spent more time in their home than in any other but my own for at least five years while I was growing up. After he moved back from Japan, we sorta parted ways-- I dropped out of school the same year he was elected class president.
> 
> I'm gonna send a copy of this to my mom and dad. As I recall, they were all friends too...
> 
> This is just awful. I wish I could do something.
> 
> God, I'd never have known, except I was following the Tattered Cover court case, and happened to click on the wrong link.
> 
> Fucking Boulder. I am not ONE bit surprised about the didgeridoo.
> 
> Typical FUCKING Boulder...
> 
> http://www.thedailycamera.com/news/xxxxxx
> 
> ```
> 
> Their reply was:
> 
> ```
> locals looking to meet http://snipr.com/xxxxx
> 
> ```

Oh, fucking THANK YOU for that. Me so horny now.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-fucking-spam-ever/651006/2 "2013-02-21T23:03:14Z")

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Yeah, I still occasionally get LJ spam and I haven’t posted on there in years. Sometimes it’s even Russian spam!