I live in Montgomery Alabama …
Our new minor league baseball team?
Yeah, Nothing says “Fear” like something from the oven.
HEY! Banana slugs are cool. Not intimitading, granted, but cool. As for the Anteaters…well, I don’t know what to say. My girlfriend goes to UCI and is seriously threating to get me a stuffed anteater Teddy bear type thing. And that scares me (would you want to share a bed with an anteater? didn’t think so!), but I can’t imagine them intimidating another team.
And, all you Harry Potter fans out there: Wouldn’t The Death Eaters be, hands down, the greatest school nickname/mascot?
Man, for a guy almost finished with a BA in English, you’d think I’d proof read more often :smack:
The East Liverpool Ohio “Potters.” They have a picture of a kiln as their emblem.
My college dorm didn’t have (and still doesn’t have) a nickname (all the others do). So we would create a nickname for each sport we were in (our college had extensive intramural sports). For our ragatta, we were “The Laughing Death”. I believe the lacrosse team called themselves “The Flaming Donuts of Jesus”.
My cégep’s robotics team were the Flying Nuns.
There’s a high school team out a bit from here with Dogs as the mascot. The girls teams are called “Lady Dogs”, obviously to call them bitches would be much to upsetting. 
Lordy, I just realized how hoity-toity that all sounded. For the record, the “regatta” consisted of homemade watercraft, usually of plywood and foam insulation. The lacrosse team featured my roommate the goalie who had to use a beer can as a protective cup.
Ha!
Have you all beat, hands down.
Stuyvesant High School (NYC) - The Peglegs
Appropriate to the school name, but not very encouraging to the track team.
image of the man himself
MIT - The Engineers
MIT’s mascot was a beaver. The men’s waterpolo team made up some t-shirts for themselves while I was there. They gave themselves a knickname commemorating their watery ways, depilitory habits, and the school mascot. They were instructed not to wear the t-shirts ever again.
Does this mean that when their swim team competes, the Announcer has to say, " The Lady Dogs were vigorous during their last heat !!! " ???
:eek:
Cartooniverse
Oh man, I went to an all-girls Catholic school, and we were the TOLOGS. “What on earth is a TOLOG?” you may be asking. Well,
To
Our
Lady
Of
Good
Success
Our actual mascot was Teddy TOLOG… a teddy bear suit that wore our uniform skirt and a matching bow between its ears.
Not my high school mascot, but cadolphin’s…
All fear the mighty BARRISTER!!!
Yes, a guldarned LAWYER!
Kathy’s reunion is coming up - please help me invent a school cheer for the mighty Barristers!
Oh, this could be fun…or I could be sleeping in the back yard for the next month or so…
Oh wait a minute - I got one!
RICK 'EM, RACK 'EM, ROCK 'EM, RUCK 'EM
FILE THAT SUIT AND THEN WE’LL…SUE!
How’s that?
Bahaha, lawyers, eh?
How about:
Hourly, prepaid, or by the week
Barristers! Barristers! Make 'em settle weak!
Plantiff, Defendent, or Judge on the side!
Get in yer Mercedes and ride, ride, ride!
Wooooooooooo!
A school close to where I live has the Huskers. Thier mascot is an ear of corn. Pretty sad.
Cross-town HS rivals were the Fordson Tractors.
It has local significance, granted. But it still sounds pretty dumb.
Happy
YOU ARE MY SWORN ENEMY!!
Oh and the and to add weight to his claim, the Peglegs are the laughing stock of the entier New York City Public school system!
Freeport, IL High School - Pretzels
Savannah Sand Gnats
Macon Whoopie
My father was at Dartmouth when they changed from being Indians to being Green.
Just green. And there isn’t even a mascot attached. Just green.
Dickeyville, WI High School - Trojans
Oh yeah?
Well, my high school was in Plainfield, Indiana, and our mascot was the FIGHTING QUAKERS .
Quakers are PACIFISTS, you morons!!! :smack: :smack: :smack: