Worst Mascots (High school - Pros)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m a banana slug, too. And I’ll have you know that every UC Santa Cruz freshman learns some important facts about their mascot.

Such as they are hermaphodites, and they tend to have sex with both parts at the same time. However, their phalluses can become as big as their bodies. Often they get stuck together and have to chew off their penises.

Now I love being a banana slug, but really I think it was just to keep people from stepping on/salting/throwing the many disgusting looking banana slugs around campus.

102

Apparently. I’ve never heard of Freeport before. Bizarre. I assume New Berlin picked theirs to keep with the German theme.

103

Haven’t got enough weird mascot names?check out these classics

Enjoy . ::hums Beach Boys’ "Be True to Your School>

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Haven’t got enough weird mascot names?check out these classics

Enjoy . ::hums Beach Boys’ "Be True to Your School>

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Haven’t got enough weird mascot names?check out these classics

Enjoy . ::hums Beach Boys’ "Be True to Your School>

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Haven’t got enough weird mascot names? check out these classics

Enjoy . ::hums Beach Boys’ "Be True to Your School>

107

Ah, I haven’t got enough weird mascot names.

108

Hometownboy you have the hiccups? :smiley:

109

He hasn’t got enough weird mascot names, you say?

110

On the other hand, have you ever tried to tackle a tree? :slight_smile:

111

I’m a Cornjerker. 1986 grad, TYVM.

Yep, I admit it…

And our mascot, of all things, is Jerky, the Cornjerker… a big ol’ ear of corn running around with track shoes, a football, basketball - whatever sport you happened to be enjoying at the time.

That may all change with the possibility of one or more area schools merging - some folks don’t want to give up their mascot for another’s.

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Oh, and even though I still get ribbed for being a Cornjerker, it’s better than being a Bunny or a Hilltopper. YMMV, of course! :smiley:

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            [Pacers Name History](http://www.nba.com/pacers/history/pacers_name_history.html)
114

Sadly, I cannot recall the mascot, but Edenton, NC has a John Holmes High School. Not kidding. Maybe it’s better that I don’t recall the mascot…

115

I don’t know what to call it, but somethin’s telling me I don’t have enough weird mascot names.

116

John Holmes High School - Aces

http://www.ecps.k12.nc.us/jaholmes.htm

I hear it’s a very big school with stiff admission standards and it’s growing rapidly :smiley:

117

Belated apologies for the multiple post. I’d blame the hamsters, but they’re probably somebody’s mascot, too.

118

I am, as of now, a Frisco Raccoon.

Watch out, we might have rabies.
You feelin’ lucky?

119

Oh god, I can see the “weird mascot names” becoming another “1920’s style death ray”.

Remmeber 3 weeks from now when you’re spouting it that I called it.