# Worst Military Leader (game thread)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 15, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783 "2010-11-15T21:20:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 26

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/501 "2011-02-15T18:44:59Z")

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Other possible ideas for down the road:

[ul]  
[li]Greatest Weapon (possibly excluding nuclear explosives)[/li]  
[li]Or, to be different, Most Beautiful Weapon (would that come down to Spitfire vs sailing Frigate?)[/li]  
[li]Greatest Military Quotation (excluding fictional quotes)[/li]  
[li]Greatest Warship[/li]  
[li]Greatest Warplane[/li][/ul]

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**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/502 "2011-02-15T21:53:48Z")

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War is hell.

You can quote me on that.

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**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/503 "2011-02-16T15:50:52Z")

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Most decisive Naval Battle setup thread if anyone interested:

> **[Most Decisive Naval Battle Nomination thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=597371)**
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> As was done in the Worst military leader of all time thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=585694 (winner: Luigi Cadorna, followed closely by Arthur Percival and Francisco Solano López) which I joined late but was amused...

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/504 "2011-02-16T17:46:16Z")

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Thanks, **BlinkingDuck** , for the Naval Battle thread. I’ve already posted.

The results from Round 36 of voting:

**Arthur Percival - 8**

Luigi Cadorna - 2

The boldfaced leader above is eliminated. That leaves our winner of the ignoble, craptastic and entirely uncoveted title of Worst Military Leader, according to Doperdom:

Luigi Cadorna: Lost twelve consecutively; hated, cruel

_Eliminated:_

Ulysses S. Grant  
William T. Sherman  
Pyrrhus of Epirus  
Benedict Arnold  
James II of England  
Earl of Cardigan  
Cloudesley Shovell  
Douglas MacArthur  
William Halsey  
George A. Custer  
Curtis LeMay  
Lord Chelmsford  
George Tryon  
Geoffrey Spicer-Simson  
Benjamin F. Butler  
Xerxes I of Persia  
Ernest J. King  
Gaius Terentius Varro  
John A. McClernand  
Daniel Sickles  
Christian de Castries  
Maximilian von Prittwitz  
Rodolfo Graziani  
William Westmoreland  
Crassus  
William Calley  
Carlo di Persano  
Heinrich Himmler  
William H. Winder  
Ratko Mladić  
Paul D. Harkins  
Oreste Baratieri  
Romanus IV of Byzantium  
Varus  
Hermann Goering  
Zinovy Rozhestvensky  
William Hull  
George B. McClellan  
Judson Kilpatrick  
Thom Karremans  
Ambrose Burnside  
Gaius Claudius Glaber  
Douglas Haig  
Braxton Bragg  
Duke of Buckingham  
Maurice Gamelin  
Horatio Gates  
Manuel Fernandez Silvestre  
Nicias  
Tiberius Sempronius Longus  
Frederick William Stopford  
Napoleon III  
Philip VI  
James Ledlie  
John Bell Hood  
Charles Alexander of Lorraine  
Zhao Kuo  
Abdel Hakim Amer  
Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna  
William George Keith Elphinstone  
Charles le Temeraire  
Francisco Solano López  
Arthur Percival

Many thanks to you all for playing! Hope you had as much fun and learned as much as I did.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/505 "2011-02-16T19:23:57Z")

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Hooray!

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/506 "2011-02-16T19:28:12Z")

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Not my choice, but the one thing I really like about this particular winner - I was not particularly conversant with him before this thread.

Me learning new things = win :). Thanks for the game.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/507 "2011-02-16T19:39:13Z")

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We have our anti-Genghis Khan (he won the “best” general game). Wear your crown with pride, Cadorna. 😃

And three cheers for our host, **Elendil’s Heir** , for doing all the work to make this most entertaining and informative game possible. Hip, Hip, Hurrah! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/508 "2011-02-16T19:54:31Z")

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My pleasure. Now I have to go tell all of my Italian friends the result…

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/509 "2011-02-17T01:01:32Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> By the way, as we head towards the finish line, might I suggest “Most Historically Significant Battles?” Not most decisive - Carrhae was quite decisive, but as noted it was probably not of more than immediate and local significance. I don’t know that there is an obvious and immediate winner in the “most significant” category and there is certainly room for argument for some of the obvious targets.

I concur. For example Europe defeating Eastern encroachment would you pick Salamis or Vienna or Barcelona? Would you pick a specific battle in the American War of Independence or Hundred Years War? In general, was WWI or WW2 more significant? And where would the Battle of Ikh Bayan or the Siege of Changchun fit into all of this?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/510 "2011-02-17T01:50:02Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Not my choice, but the one thing I really like about this particular winner - I was not particularly conversant with him before this thread.
> 
> Me learning new things = win :). Thanks for the game.

I recall from a _Farewell to Arms_ Hemingway recounting the execution of Italian officers after the battle of Caporetto (which his hero barely escapes). Now I know more who was responsible for it.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/511 "2015-05-06T14:51:42Z")

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Just stopping by to mention Cadorno et al are straight-doped again in Why was Italy’s performance in WWI so poor?

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/512 "2015-05-06T15:08:12Z")

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> [@Leo\_Bloom](#):
>
> Just stopping by to mention Cadorno et al are straight-doped again in Why was Italy’s performance in WWI so poor?

Well, that was a trip down memory lane. Best game thread ever, in my opinion. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-military-leader-game-thread/560783/513 "2015-05-06T15:43:33Z")

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My thanks to you both!

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