# Worst Movie You've Paid To See

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 30, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872 "2001-08-30T03:06:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872/221 "2002-08-17T06:05:03Z")

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**Powder**  
**Cool World**

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**Author:** ![jools](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@jools](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jools)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872/222 "2002-08-17T07:29:15Z")

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**Night at McCools** , 12$ was way too much for 2 smiles…

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**Author:** ![NotTheGreatGatsby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9a140/32.png) [@NotTheGreatGatsby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotTheGreatGatsby)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872/223 "2002-08-17T11:05:34Z")

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The only movie I’ve ever yelled at.

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**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872/224 "2002-08-17T17:00:21Z")

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Over 200 posts and no mention of **Wishmaster**? Not only is it the worst movie ever made, but I believe it to be the worst movie possible. Here’s a hint: Avoid any movie by Wes Craven.

Also, **Anaconda**. A movie about giant snakes.

While I didn’t see it in the theater, **Feeders 2** I bought for $2.50. Me and my mom watched it. I still wonder why I felt she deserved to endure that movie. Battlefield Earth, Wing Commander, nothing compares to this shitfest. I wholey recommend reading Something Awful’s review of it:

[http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=179](http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=179)

Also, Eight Legged Freaks. Dumbest movie I’ve seen in years.

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**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872/225 "2002-08-17T18:14:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spiny Norman \*  
> \*\ ***Highlander II.** I win. \*\*

**Where the Boys Are (1984)**

Sorry, you lose. 😉

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**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872/226 "2002-08-17T23:07:08Z")

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My contribution to this thread is Megaforce, starring Barry Bostwick. It was a science fiction, action adventure made in the late seventies. Normally that’s a good thing, but the movie was painful. It must have had a really low budget because Barry Bostwick and Michael Beck wore tight silver lame’ spandex jumpsuits with matching headbands. IThe vehicles looked like RV’s stolen from the showroom and covered with cheap pieces of foam. In fact, the whole production looked like the set had been stolen piecemeal from different studios, hurriedly filmed, and returned the next day. I’m surprised that Megaforce hasn’t been shown on television yet.

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**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872/227 "2002-08-17T23:21:34Z")

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Agree with **Armageddon**. I was astounded that not one moment was enjoyable.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-movie-youve-paid-to-see/78872/228 "2002-08-17T23:50:53Z")

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i feel i would be remiss in my duty if i did not mention “along came a spider” with morgan freeman. even worse than the dent in my wallet was having to eat the s\*\*\* and agree with my date that it was a “pretty good movie”.

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