# Worst non racial epithet or insult you've personally heard anyone use. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 30, 2014, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940 "2014-09-30T04:18:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940/41 "2014-10-02T03:46:17Z")
> [@Charlie\_Wayne](#): > > Amazing! That is right. > > But your buddy was naked and instead of a head, he had a bowling ball attached to the top of his neck. > > Oh wait! That was a dream I had. Never mind. You OK? ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940/42 "2014-10-02T04:04:30Z")
Interesting, some very good ones in here. My epithet of choice is usually just 'Fucktard" If I really blow up at someone, I have used this spray a couple of times, “Fuck you, fuck the 3 legged Mule you rode up on, fuck the syphilitic $2 crack whore who gave birth to you and fuck the diseased gibbon that fathered you”. Stupid people I’ve been known to refer to as an “Oxygen Thief” or a “Waste of Skin”. I told someone that if they were any stupider I’d stand them in the corner and water them twice a week Someone who has a dirty look on their face “Her face looks like her arse is sucking a lemon” ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940/43 "2014-10-02T05:21:25Z")
So, can I call other posters all these things in the BBQ Pit now? ---
**Author:** ![LC\_Strawhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LC\_Strawhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LC_Strawhouse)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940/44 "2014-10-02T14:20:27Z")
I don’t think sexist insults are _so much better_ than racist insults. But regardless, there’s a great one from this very board where **even sven** [brutally dismantles](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15102118&postcount=185) every aspect of another poster’s existence. I half remembered this post and it was even better than I thought. I think **even sven** could become the next Dorothy Parker if she wanted to go in that direction. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940/45 "2014-10-02T16:33:38Z")
In college at a basketball game, I heckled an opposing playing by yelling out if he wore his IQ on his jersey so he could remember it (I think he was number 30-something). It got a few laughs. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940/46 "2014-10-02T16:40:13Z")
> [@LC\_Strawhouse](#): > > I don’t think sexist insults are _so much better_ than racist insults. But regardless, there’s a great one from this very board where **even sven** [brutally dismantles](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15102118&postcount=185) every aspect of another poster’s existence. I half remembered this post and it was even better than I thought. I think **even sven** could become the next Dorothy Parker if she wanted to go in that direction. Do you think that was sexist? I didn’t read it that way. It’s going to be hard to top **Machine Elf** ’s contribution. ---
**Author:** ![HipGnosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/76d3ee/32.png) [@HipGnosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HipGnosis)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940/47 "2014-10-02T20:31:24Z")
You drive like old people fuck. It’s surprisingly verceitile and can be adapted to most any activity. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940/48 "2014-10-02T21:59:01Z")
> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > When I was a teenager I heard someone refer to a friend-of-a-friend as a “sperm-burping gutter slut from hell”. I learned it as "cum gargling gutter slut, but yours works, too. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-non-racial-epithet-or-insult-youve-personally-heard-anyone-use/699940.md?page=2)