# worst (not funny) love making moment **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-not-funny-love-making-moment/20550 "2000-05-25T22:00:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![labdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5fc32e/32.png) [@labdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labdude)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-not-funny-love-making-moment/20550/1 "2000-05-25T22:00:10Z")
The funny love making post got so many comments that I thought I would start a post about the most unfunny love making stories. one- Once when I was young and my girlfriend and I didn’t really have good technique she was giving me oral pleasure and I gagged her. She vomited all over me! Chef Boyrdee all over the place. The really sick part was that before I knew what happened it felt really good. All warm and wet! Then the burning started and I had to run to the shower. two- The first and last time I picked up a girl at a bar the following happened. I took her home and we were kissing when she bit me on the lip. I told her that hurt and not to do it again. The we got neked and she started biteing and scratching me all over. I asked her to stop. She stopped for a few minutes and the started doing it again. So I thought “I’ll show her” and I started biting her. She liked it a lot and was getting very excited. Then with all the pain and weirdness I just couldn’t go on and told her I had to stop, and that I wasn’t really into the pain thing. She started crying and got dressed and left. The next morning I got out of the shower and I was covered with bite marks and scratches. (It the occured to me that she could say I tried to rape her and get me in big trouble. I got really worried, but nothing ever happened) michael ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-not-funny-love-making-moment/20550/2 "2000-05-26T00:18:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Once when I was young and my girlfriend and I didn’t really have good technique she was giving me oral pleasure and I gagged her. She vomited all over me! Chef Boyrdee all over the place. The really sick part was that before I knew what happened it felt really good. All warm and wet! Then the burning started and I had to run to the shower. > \*\* I can’t let this one drop off the first page. This is without a doubt one of the most disgusting things I have read in my time on these boards. Thanks! And uhm, I hope you’re feeling better now. I think 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Argeable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Argeable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argeable)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-not-funny-love-making-moment/20550/3 "2000-05-26T01:41:31Z")
Yo, I have this little feeling that no one else wants to talk about humiliation without humor…on the other hand, you will soon be quoted in my profile! (“Why would I lie to someone I don’t know and will never meet?” not exact, but I’ll still give you all the credit, and it looks better like that) ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-not-funny-love-making-moment/20550/4 "2000-05-26T02:53:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > She vomited all over me! Chef Boyrdee all over the place. > > \*\* At least you know how to wine and dine the ladies before you seduce! Did let her chase down the Boyrdee with some Colt 45 too? _L_ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-not-funny-love-making-moment/20550/5 "2000-05-26T07:18:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > She vomited all over me! Chef Boyrdee all over the place. > > > > \*\* > > At least you know how to wine and dine the ladies before you seduce! Did let her chase down the Boyrdee with some Colt 45 too? _L_ > \*\* I’ll never look at “Spaghetti-O’s” quite the same way ever again…