# Worst "rap video" of all time?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 12, 2016, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988 "2016-04-12T09:31:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988/1 "2016-04-12T09:31:03Z")

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Leave aside the political content (please: that’s utterly uninteresting to me). Just join me in being agog that this woman actually thought this cleared the bar, even for a rank amateur, of being good enough to [send out for the world to see](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505714/This-just-fender-bender-sex-gender-Christian-mom-s-anti-transgender-rap-new-school-toilet-gender-rules.html) (or, really, for \*anyone \*to see). To call this an embarrassment is an incredible understatement. I mean, this makes [that cringeworthy video “Friday”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0) from a few years back look like a pop masterpiece by comparison. :eek:

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**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988/2 "2016-04-12T21:10:02Z")

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“A Nightmare on Elm Street” had a tv show spinoff, video games based on it, of course Halloween costumes, and I imagine a Broadway musical is in the works.

The scariest of all of it is The Fat Boys with ‘Are you Ready for Freddy’.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/17xY6OFqBJo/hqdefault.jpg "the Fat Boys- Are You Ready for Freddy") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17xY6OFqBJo)

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988/3 "2016-04-12T21:39:20Z")

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Never mind, sorry.

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**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988/4 "2016-04-12T21:46:33Z")

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It’ll take a lot to dethrone [Chuggo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130)

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988/5 "2016-04-13T00:06:12Z")

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> [@bmoak](#):
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> It’ll take a lot to dethrone [Chuggo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130)

[Leonard Pinth-Garnell]  
Well that was quite bad, wasn’t it  
[/L P-G]

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988/6 "2016-04-13T17:22:47Z")

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Can I nominate [IMDABES](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk)? I still don’t know for sure if it’s tongue-in-cheek.

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**Author:** ![TheInimitableMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@TheInimitableMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheInimitableMaven)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988/7 "2016-04-13T17:54:45Z")

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> [@bmoak](#):
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> It’ll take a lot to dethrone [Chuggo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130)

Well, I’ll be…ladies and gentlemen, it’s the real life **[Mr. Jiggy-Fly](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4AVW8RbkSA)**, just more f-bomb laden.

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**Author:** ![Smitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Smitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-rap-video-of-all-time/751988/8 "2016-04-13T19:55:21Z")

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Well there’s always the middle aged pastor and his wife (yes, I know it’s fake).

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Kppx4bzfAaE/hqdefault.jpg "Rappin' for Jesus") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE)
