# Worst song ever?  "Friday" courtesy of Youtube

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 20, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536 "2011-05-20T03:13:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/1 "2011-05-20T03:13:44Z")

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Apparently a production company called Ark Music Factory has casting calls for 13-17 year olds to sing their songs and become the next Justin Beiber. Here is their first hit(?) with almost 150 million hits. Two things to notice:

1. With Black’s nasally voice and these god-awful lyrics, Miley Cyrus singing Ice Ice Baby would be a HUGE step up.
2. Notice the like to dislike ratio

So if you think you can take it, I present Rebecca Black singing [Friday](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0).  
Don’t say you weren’t warned.

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**Author:** ![Drum\_God](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drum_god/32/44_2.png) [@Drum\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drum_God)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/2 "2011-05-20T03:15:34Z")

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I don’t mean to offend, but have you been out of the country or something? This song has been in the top ten on iTunes and been a media “sensation” for months.

Nevertheless, you may be right. It is an annoying little ditty.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/3 "2011-05-20T03:16:56Z")

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Dude, “Friday” is _so_ last month.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/4 "2011-05-20T03:26:46Z")

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I know it’s old but there’s no thread about what the video teaches us

1. Cereal goes in a bowl
2. The order of the days is Thursday then Friday then Saturday then Sunday
3. Rebecca is dating a black guy in his 30’s and she is like 16 or something
4. Deciding whether to ride in the front seat or the back seat is the hardest choice a human being has to make

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/5 "2011-05-20T04:08:07Z")

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Goddamnit, it’s stuck in my head again.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/6 "2011-05-20T04:08:41Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Dude, “Friday” is _so_ last month.

No kidding, now it’s all about [Sunday](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgdw5Zb7TY&feature=player_embedded).  
I swear on flightless _Meleagris_, I cannot tell if that is parody or not.

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/7 "2011-05-20T13:17:06Z")

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I have two radio stations programmed into my car: NPR and the local hard rock/alternative station. The only time I hear pop radio is at Vikings games or (rarely) on Craig Ferguson or Talk Soup. I’m really, really glad sometimes that I’m totally pop music clueless.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/8 "2011-05-20T13:57:09Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> I know it’s old but there’s no thread about what the video teaches us
> 
> 1. Cereal goes in a bowl
> 2. The order of the days is Thursday then Friday then Saturday then Sunday
> 3. Rebecca is dating a black guy in his 30’s and she is like 16 or something
> 4. Deciding whether to ride in the front seat or the back seat is the hardest choice a human being has to make

We so excited!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/9 "2011-05-20T14:30:08Z")

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Who is this “Rebecca Black” y’all keep going on about?

[Everybody knows “Friday” is a Stephen Colbert song.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLAMhTorPCk)

Duh.

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**Author:** ![Chicagojeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@Chicagojeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicagojeff)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/10 "2011-05-20T15:01:27Z")

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I figured REbecca’s rich daddy went down the to mail room and asked dude if he could rap a little and wanted to drive his car… Little did i know that that guy is the “producer” of this song…

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/11 "2011-05-20T15:05:28Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> No kidding, now it’s all about [Sunday](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgdw5Zb7TY&feature=player_embedded).  
> I swear on flightless _Meleagris_, I cannot tell if that is parody or not.

Sunday Sunday going to church on sunday.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/12 "2011-05-20T17:48:37Z")

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A. It definitely is a terrible song, and  
B. It is not even close to being the worst song ever.

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**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/13 "2011-05-20T17:55:08Z")

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This censored version’s somewhat funny-

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/qwvdxV26q8I/maxresdefault.jpg "Rebecca Black - Friday (Censored Version) [LYRICS] [HD] [CC]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwvdxV26q8I)

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/14 "2011-05-20T17:59:21Z")

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> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#):
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> Who is this “Rebecca Black” y’all keep going on about?
> 
> [Everybody knows “Friday” is a Stephen Colbert song.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLAMhTorPCk)
> 
> Duh.

No shit, I have been watching this video every Friday since it was performed on Fallon’s show. I love Stephen Colbert SO MUCH

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**Author:** ![Bytegeist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Bytegeist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bytegeist)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/15 "2011-05-20T18:36:46Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Dude, “Friday” is _so_ last month.

> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> No kidding, now it’s all about Sunday.

So Sunday is the new Friday? Damn, I’m behind the times.

(I think.)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/16 "2011-05-20T18:58:00Z")

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> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#):
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> Who is this “Rebecca Black” y’all keep going on about?
> 
> [Everybody knows “Friday” is a Stephen Colbert song.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLAMhTorPCk)
> 
> Duh.

I watch this ALL THE TIME. It is the world’s greatest thing. If we have to suffer through 1000 Biebers and Blacks to get something of this quality, I think it’s worth it.

PS: watch the one on Hulu: www.hulu.com/watch/229352/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-stephen-colbert-sings-friday-with-the-roots

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/17 "2011-05-20T19:05:25Z")

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Just watched it again, it still rocks my ass.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/18 "2011-05-20T20:46:56Z")

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Can’t wait to get home so I can watch it again! My work blocks youtube :mad:

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/19 "2011-05-20T21:38:54Z")

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> [@california\_jobcase](#):
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> This censored version’s somewhat funny-  
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwvdxV26q8I](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwvdxV26q8I)

Holy shit that is funny. I was literally LOLing and tears were welling up in my eyes.

The thing is as I was listening my mind was filling in all the beeps with fucks and fucking and shit etc. so perfectly it was amazing.

The part where she says “Fun, fun, fun, fun” my brain was thinking “Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck”. Aw man that some good shit.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-song-ever-friday-courtesy-of-youtube/582536/20 "2011-05-20T22:52:51Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Holy shit that is funny. I was literally LOLing and tears were welling up in my eyes.

Really? Because I thought they overdid it in the beginning and I couldn’t stick around for it.

And, anyways, what songs are bleeped? Bleeps are more annoying than Black’s pop\* voice. Songs are supposed to be silenced.

\*It’s only nasal when she sings pop. And I’ve heard worse from pros.

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