# Worst songs for a stripper to perform to

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 9, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-for-a-stripper-to-perform-to/411074 "2007-07-09T18:34:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![MizTina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MizTina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizTina)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-for-a-stripper-to-perform-to/411074/141 "2007-07-17T03:23:29Z")

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‘Drop Kick me, Jesus’ by Bobby Bare. A sample of the lyrics for those that never had the pleasure.

"Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life  
End over end neither left nor to right  
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights  
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am  
Make me a piece in your master game plan  
Free from the earthly tempestion below  
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe."

By the by, Lydia the Tattooed Lady should never be sung by any other than Groucho Marx. Hmmph.

T (Who still cracks up at the 1st song)

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