# Worst songs to come on while having sex. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507 "2017-07-04T21:38:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/1 "2017-07-04T21:38:20Z")
[The Anvil Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMMVHAINFM) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/2 "2017-07-04T21:45:57Z")
I thought that was going to be [The Anvil Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmOyvuWs-dc). ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/3 "2017-07-04T21:49:52Z")
[_You’re Having My Baby_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbnAuqeTV90)-Paul Anka ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/4 "2017-07-04T21:52:49Z")
If you’re coming on the song, you’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/5 "2017-07-04T21:52:50Z")
Detachable Penis. ETA: [King Missile- Detachable Penis - YouTube](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE) ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/6 "2017-07-04T22:13:20Z")
- Strange Fruit.\* ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/7 "2017-07-04T22:18:15Z")
[St Winifreds School Choir - There’s No-One Quite Like Grandma](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXJcIODLtQ) ---
**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/8 "2017-07-04T22:23:11Z")
There’s [a good XKCD for that.](https://xkcd.com/400/) ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/9 "2017-07-04T22:26:29Z")
[Cold Ethyl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SseNVkYv-bA) ---
**Author:** ![journeyman\_southpaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5e9695/32.png) [@journeyman\_southpaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/journeyman_southpaw)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/10 "2017-07-04T22:36:32Z")
[Is That All There Is?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sWTnsemkIs) ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/11 "2017-07-04T22:39:36Z")
[Toilet Love.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1akfTSjT1Eo) ETA: I had forgotten about the existence of “Detachable Penis” Thanks? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/12 "2017-07-04T23:19:34Z")
The Star Spangled Banner. Especially if you’re military. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/13 "2017-07-04T23:38:59Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > The Star Spangled Banner. > > Especially if you’re military. Wouldn’t that just make you stand up straight? Doesn’t seem to be a problem if you’re male. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/14 "2017-07-04T23:44:26Z")
On the other hand, were you a registered Democrat, Hail to the Chief might be a bit deflating. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/15 "2017-07-05T00:09:13Z")
Another one bites the dust. Queen. ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/16 "2017-07-05T00:10:22Z")
I wish I could say it was a hypothetical. I wish I could say this wasn’t [the very song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yURggQm2Dg&list=PL5DC0A306D74D8033&index=6) that my CD player shuffled to during an intimate moment. I wish I could say that the intimate moment in question wasn’t the first intimate moment with my college girlfriend. I cannot. It was. Lovely Ladies from Les Misérables ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/17 "2017-07-05T00:51:05Z")
Frank Zappa, [What’s the Ugliest Part of your Body?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N1rwkgCAVsc) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/18 "2017-07-05T00:52:23Z")
[Ride of the Valkyries.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73Z6291Pt8) ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/19 "2017-07-05T00:53:14Z")
Lynyrd Skynrd, [That Smell](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4j7ggZqbiU) ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/20 "2017-07-05T01:00:59Z")
Rosalie Sorrels [RIP], [Baby Rocking Medley](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JYadLDzzLa0) (note it’s about how taking care of a baby is NOT so much fun) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507.md?page=2)