# Worst songs to come on while having sex. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507 "2017-07-04T21:38:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/21 "2017-07-05T01:02:05Z")
“I Spent My Last $10 on Birth Control and Beer.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/22 "2017-07-05T01:11:39Z")
This actually happened: Rod Stewart’s “Every Picture Tells a Story” album was playing and “Amazing Grace” came on. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/23 "2017-07-05T01:43:42Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > The Star Spangled Banner. > > Especially if you’re military. Coloooorss!! ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/24 "2017-07-05T01:57:57Z")
apropos of nothing, when I saw the thread title all I could think of was the scene in _The Naked Gun 2-1/2_ where Frank and Jane are having a quiet drink in an upscale bar. She says to the pianist “play our song. Just one more time.” Which he proceeds to loudly play: “DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! WHICH OLD WITCH? THE WICKED WITCH!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/25 "2017-07-05T01:59:20Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > Wouldn’t that just make you stand up straight? > > Doesn’t seem to be a problem if you’re male. If a guy gets up and salutes, she’s gonna smack him one. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/26 "2017-07-05T03:37:41Z")
“Teddy Bear” by Red Sovine would be kind of a buzzkill. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/27 "2017-07-05T03:41:45Z")
[Yakety Sax.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ) ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/28 "2017-07-05T03:58:26Z")
Findem Fuckem and Flee ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/29 "2017-07-05T04:21:24Z")
First thing that came to mind was “I loved her first” about father daughter relationship. ---
**Author:** ![Mavic\_Chen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mavic\_Chen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mavic_Chen)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/30 "2017-07-05T12:02:51Z")
How about TV shows? Was getting it on with an old girlfriend back in the day when M_A_S\*H came on the telly. Got smacked properly when I guffawed at one of the jokes. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/31 "2017-07-05T12:14:58Z")
I Can’t Get no Satisfaction. The Devo version. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/32 "2017-07-05T12:21:52Z")
There’s a joke in the film _Same Time Next Year_ about the song “If I Knew You Were Coming, I’d’ve Baked a Cake” playing on the radio at an inopportune moment. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/33 "2017-07-05T13:11:01Z")
**They’re Coming to Take me Away, Ha-Haa!** by Napoleon XIV [https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=They’re+coming+to+take+me+away&view=detail&mid=4155A7D2ADAD2CE2140E4155A7D2ADAD2CE2140E&FORM=VIRE](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=They%27re+coming+to+take+me+away&view=detail&mid=4155A7D2ADAD2CE2140E4155A7D2ADAD2CE2140E&FORM=VIRE) ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/34 "2017-07-05T15:32:25Z")
**“A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”** Lyrics here, if you dare. > **[Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying...](https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying.html)** > > Bloodhound Gang "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying": I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Lim... ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/35 "2017-07-05T15:47:03Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > **They’re Coming to Take me Away, Ha-Haa!** by Napoleon XIV > [They're coming to take me away - Search Videos](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=They%27re+coming+to+take+me+away&view=detail&mid=4155A7D2ADAD2CE2140E4155A7D2ADAD2CE2140E&FORM=VIRE) Great minds :dubious: think alike. I’m not sure what encounter could survive Tic & Toc’s [“Jibba Jab”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxf18df_Hg). ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/36 "2017-07-05T15:55:15Z")
“Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?” - Frank Zappa ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/37 "2017-07-05T16:06:24Z")
“OPP” - Naughty by Nature “Love the one you’re with” - Steven Stills ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/38 "2017-07-05T16:47:52Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > [Ride of the Valkyries.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73Z6291Pt8) The ex and I discussed using that one for home childbirth. Not the worst, but I go to fests with outdoor tent camping, which is why I keep [Diana Washington](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmBxVfQTuvI) at the ready. ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/39 "2017-07-05T16:56:49Z")
If a pickup from the local bar: Kenny Rogers. Lucille. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SDVkdcO8ts) ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-songs-to-come-on-while-having-sex/790507/40 "2017-07-05T18:00:34Z")
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