# Worst stock photo ever! Designer Vaginas! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870 "2008-09-23T18:42:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/1 "2008-09-23T18:42:08Z")
Ok so the train sex couple article had a link to this article. [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7629897.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7629897.stm) About ‘designer vaginas’. SFW yes, but not safe if you have food in you. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/2 "2008-09-23T18:51:41Z")
Yikes! Having a bit of sympathy now for guys cringing at the thought of anything sharp getting near the boys. > [@](#): > > "Women want to emulate the supermodel. It’s part of a trend " > Professor Cardozo Supermodel? Really? Supermodel vaginas? That’s what your average woman who is silly enough to get a cosmetic vaginoplasty is trying to emulate? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/3 "2008-09-23T18:52:27Z")
How do they know what supermodel vaginas look like? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/4 "2008-09-23T19:09:13Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > How do they know what supermodel vaginas look like? [www.supermodel-vaginas.com](http://www.supermodel-vaginas.com) Duh! ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/5 "2008-09-23T22:10:20Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > [www.supermodel-vaginas.com](http://www.supermodel-vaginas.com) > > Duh! Raise your hand if you clicked on it. ---
**Author:** ![Superfreaknduper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Superfreaknduper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfreaknduper)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/6 "2008-09-23T22:14:12Z")
> [@Susie\_Derkins](#): > > Raise your hand if you clicked on it. I admit it. I did. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/7 "2008-09-23T23:23:40Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > How do they know what supermodel vaginas look like? I can’t recall ever seeing a supermodel’s vagina. I don’t want to. Even the Victoria Not So Secret ads don’t show vahjayjays (yet). I had heard of the labia surgery, but not the vagina tuck or whatever. Dr Kegel is turning over in his (her?) grave… ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/8 "2008-09-23T23:31:05Z")
You know, of all the body parts I could possibly imagine having surgically enhanced that one would never have occured to me. How much face time do I expect men to have…you know, now that I am thinking a bit I won’t ask that question! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/9 "2008-09-23T23:37:00Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > You know, of all the body parts I could possibly imagine having surgically enhanced that one would never have occured to me. How much face time do I expect men to have…you know, now that I am thinking a bit I won’t ask that question! 😛 It reminds me of a line from a Joseph Heller novel, God Knows. Shepherding, like cunnilingus, is dark and lonely work. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/10 "2008-09-23T23:53:07Z")
In all seriousness, folks (despite the levity of the subject matter), if you’ve lost a large amount of weight, and you’re a female, you may need a ‘mons lift’, i.e., a re-sectioning of your labia, so it is not so “fattty”. As a weight loss surgery patient who has lost more than 130lbs I am looking at getting this surgery in the not-too-distant-future. Not to emulate super-models, but just to look ‘normal’, the way my tummy tuck and brachioplasty (‘bat-wing’ surgery) will make me look. My hubby loves me, regardless. But when I look in the mirror, I see a freak. Now (as opposed to when I was 335lbs), I look better with clothes _on_ than off. ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/11 "2008-09-23T23:58:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Most of the procedures are done in the private sector So that’s what the kids are calling it these days? According to Mario Puzo, this kind of surgery is nothing new, but I wish I’d learned about it from someone else. ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/12 "2008-09-24T00:21:19Z")
> [@Susie\_Derkins](#): > > Raise your hand if you clicked on it. Guilty as charged. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/13 "2008-09-24T00:53:40Z")
I clicked. ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/14 "2008-09-24T01:17:07Z")
I admit it, I clicked. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/15 "2008-09-24T01:48:51Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > It reminds me of a line from a Joseph Heller novel, God Knows. > Shepherding, like cunnilingus, is dark and lonely work. The former certainly sounds lonelier than the latter.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/16 "2008-09-24T01:50:21Z")
I felt the temptation, but did not click. I decided that I didn’t care enough whether such a site existed or you made up the URL (I vote on the latter.) ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/17 "2008-09-24T01:54:20Z")
I clicked, and then re-clicked then the page didn’t load properly. Then I copied and pasted just to make sure. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/18 "2008-09-24T01:56:25Z")
Ruling out those women who, indeed, have some physical anomaly (whether by birth, accident, or severe weight gain/loss) this just does not strike me as a good idea. First of all, I have yet to hear ANY man complain that a vagina he gets to play with is “unattractive” or “ugly”. Probably there are some, if you look hard enough you can find any sexual kink, but the average man seems quite content to get access to even an average or ordinary vagina. Now that I think about it, I can’t recall any lesbians complaining about vagina shapes, either, although I will admit that the lesbians I have heard commenting on vagina is a MUCH smaller number than the number of men I have heard commenting on them. So who is this operation _for?_ It’s not like you can easily see your _own_ vagina - you need a mirror at the very least. Second - if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/19 "2008-09-24T03:22:34Z")
I want to know who the hell _wouldn’t_ click. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870/20 "2008-09-24T06:47:19Z")
Nice **ShibbOleth**. Well played. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-stock-photo-ever-designer-vaginas/464870.md?page=2)