# Worst taste combonation ever. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636 "2008-06-03T15:22:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MrSquishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/21 "2008-06-03T18:41:59Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] I think you were filling her with the wrong kind of cream. Many years ago, I met someone with a taste for the kinky. She had an idea one night to lick a little whipped cream off of me. She also thought that cherries were really sexy, so she wanted to eat those off of me as well. Well, she went a BIT overboard with it. She essentially made cherries jubilee on my chest. This was not a light snack. This was a full meal. It took her a good 30 minutes to eat it. I felt like little more than a plate. A really, really bored plate. When she was done, we ended up showering together, but we never did quite get rid of the smell. We both smelled like sour milk for the rest of the night. It was probably the unsexiest night of my life. [/QUOTE] Please tell me she [flambéed](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherries_jubilee) it. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/22 "2008-06-03T18:43:58Z")
[QUOTE=MrSquishy] Please tell me she [flambéed](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherries_jubilee) it. [/QUOTE] If she did, at least she would have set my passions on fire. Or my chest hair. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/23 "2008-06-03T19:08:46Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] I think you were filling her with the wrong kind of cream. Many years ago, I met someone with a taste for the kinky. She had an idea one night to lick a little whipped cream off of me. She also thought that cherries were really sexy, so she wanted to eat those off of me as well. Well, she went a BIT overboard with it. She essentially made cherries jubilee on my chest. This was not a light snack. This was a full meal. It took her a good 30 minutes to eat it. I felt like little more than a plate. A really, really bored plate. When she was done, we ended up showering together, but we never did quite get rid of the smell. We both smelled like sour milk for the rest of the night. It was probably the unsexiest night of my life. [/QUOTE] You either have room temperature body temperature, or you weren’t using reddi-wip, because reddi-wip turns to sour curdy nasty when exposed to hot flesh. The only thing nastier than eating sour curdy nasty is eating it off of a vagina. (No offense intended) ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/24 "2008-06-03T19:40:57Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Neither do cabbage and cola. And that one has aftereffects as well. [/QUOTE] One time in Kyoto I saw a bar called “Cabbages and Condoms.” I imagine those flavors don’t go well together either. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/25 "2008-06-03T19:45:46Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] One time in Kyoto I saw a bar called “Cabbages and Condoms.” I imagine those flavors don’t go well together either. [/QUOTE] There’s one in Bangkok as well. Wonder if it’s a franchise. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/26 "2008-06-03T20:05:15Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] You either have room temperature body temperature, or you weren’t using reddi-wip, because reddi-wip turns to sour curdy nasty when exposed to hot flesh. [/QUOTE] Or the third option – I have a normal body temperature, which equalled room temperature (it was summer), and it was reddi-whip. Sour curdy nasty describes the result quite well. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/27 "2008-06-03T20:30:42Z")
[QUOTE=TellMeI’mNotCrazy] There’s one in Bangkok as well. Wonder if it’s a franchise. [/QUOTE] Google to the [rescue!](http://www.pda.or.th/restaurant/) Who would have thought? ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/28 "2008-06-03T20:40:29Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] One time in Kyoto I saw a bar called “Cabbages and Condoms.” [/QUOTE] “The time has come,” the Walrus said, “To talk of many things Of shoes, and ships, and sealing-wax Of cabbages and condoms.” Doesn’t flow quite right. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/29 "2008-06-03T20:44:43Z")
Toothpaste and coffee. But to be perfectly honest, toothpaste and anything. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/30 "2008-06-03T22:03:18Z")
[QUOTE=Pochacco] Dude, **orange juice and toothpaste**! [/QUOTE] I like that flavour. 😃 My contribution would be chocolate covered ginger. You’re enjoying a nice, rich, dark chocolate, and then suddenly GINGER!!!111!!! :eek: Blecch. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/31 "2008-06-03T22:13:58Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] The only thing nastier than eating sour curdy nasty is eating it off of a vagina. (No offense intended) [/QUOTE] Been there. ---
**Author:** ![eldowan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@eldowan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eldowan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/32 "2008-06-03T23:35:02Z")
[QUOTE=Pochacco] Dude, **orange juice and toothpaste**! [/QUOTE] Exactly what I came to this thread to post. That is incredibly nasty! OTOH, my fiencee doesn’t mind the taste. ---
**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/33 "2008-06-04T00:18:37Z")
Hot dog with mustard and relish = quite yummy. Strawberries with mustard and relish, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/34 "2008-06-04T00:35:38Z")
Never drink milk immediately after eating a grapefruit. The milk will curdle in your mouth. And if Mom is there, she’ll make you finish the milk anyway. That’s a memory that’s lasted over 40 years. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/35 "2008-06-04T02:21:21Z")
Black licorice and… well, just about anything. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/36 "2008-06-04T02:29:27Z")
While half asleep at 3AM, I once tried to pour Nestle Quick powder (from a baggy we had brought with us) into a sippy cup of milk for my son. Sadly, the baggy I grabbed was filled with Lipton’s Iced Tea mix… And thus, ‘Milk-Tea’ was born. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: My son is 11 and he still tries to punch me when I ask how he liked ‘milk-tea’. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/37 "2008-06-04T02:33:21Z")
[QUOTE=Pochacco] Dude, **orange juice and toothpaste**! [/QUOTE] Oh, my God, I was coming here to post that exact thing. GET OUT OF MY MIND. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/38 "2008-06-04T02:44:37Z")
On _Top Chef_ last week, someone (Dale) made scallops with a butterscotch sauce. Guest Judge Anthony Boudain said: > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by Anthony Bourdain’s Blog > Dale’s "Butterscotch Scallops were supremely bad. Jaw droppingly bad. So bad that there was a long, awkward moment at the table when all the judges just sat there, silent, stunned with disbelief that anyone–especially Dale–could serve something so…disgusting. It’s the only time on Top Chef that I literally could not take another bite. > > Dale was in deep, deep trouble from the judges’ first mouthful of this luminously wretched gunk. > > Lisa’s laksa was screwed up. Unpleasantly smoky. But I could eat it. Her “sticky rice” dessert was awful. But not dig a hole in the ground-stick my head in–pour in Clorox bad. Like those scallops. They were distinguished by their sheer degree of awfulness, sucking everything around them down with. > > . He was kicked off. StG ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/39 "2008-06-04T05:04:02Z")
[QUOTE=TellMeI’mNotCrazy] There’s one in Bangkok as well. Wonder if it’s a franchise. [/QUOTE] Cabbages and Condoms has branches around Thailand, but I don’t know if they’ve expanded internationally. Their main location is in the compound of the Population and Community Development Association, off of Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok. We’re not fans of the place; we both find the food so-so, but the concept is neat. Info [here](http://www.pda.or.th/restaurant/) and [here](http://www.sli.unimelb.edu.au/pda/ccrest.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636/40 "2008-06-04T11:27:49Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] Ice cream and beer. [/QUOTE] I call bullshit on this one. I have three reasons: 1. Ice cream is good. 2. Beer is good. 3. Guiness has an official ice cream recipe. That recipe is my thesis! It’s my closing argument! I can stop writing about beer and ice cream now! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-taste-combonation-ever/451636.md?page=3)