# Worst way to be found dead?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 14, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253 "2003-05-14T18:17:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253/41 "2003-05-15T16:19:28Z")

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Death by misadventure during a pedopyronecrobestiality exhibitionism incident. i.e. Death due an AC power surge causing one’s Anal Invader ™ to rupture one’s prostate while one is busy sexing down a dead, underage dog that one has also set on fire. All this in the lobby of the local Boy’s Clubs of America chapter on Grandparent’s Night.

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**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253/42 "2003-05-15T16:19:39Z")

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Don’t forget the British politician (can’t remember his name) who was found dead dresed in women’s underwear with a plastic bag around his head and an orange in his mouth.

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**Author:** ![Daftbugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Daftbugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daftbugger)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253/43 "2003-05-15T16:29:00Z")

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how about the guy who drowned giving an elephant an emena after giving the elephant the elephant equivalent of Exlax

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**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253/44 "2003-05-15T16:29:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Floater \*  
> \*\*Don’t forget the British politician (can’t remember his name) who was found dead dresed in women’s underwear with a plastic bag around his head and an orange in his mouth. \*\*

Margaret Thatcher?

😃

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253/45 "2003-05-15T16:38:07Z")

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Since I enjoy debunking things, I would be very embarrased if I ended up dying like the elephant trainer/SCUBA diver/JATO guy.

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**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253/46 "2003-05-15T16:43:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by modro \*  
> Margaret Thatcher?
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> 😃

I remember that it was a male, but it was not Margaret Thatcher. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253/47 "2003-05-15T16:58:38Z")

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Bottom of a mineshaft, next to an empty canteen, a partially chewed shoe and a flashlight with dead batterys.

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Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-way-to-be-found-dead/175253/48 "2003-05-15T18:30:19Z")

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In my room.

Partially eaten.

With my (well-fed) dog standing guard.

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