Kinda thought the spiderman 2 one was a bad way to go myself. On the train rescue.
“OMFG, he’s just a kid!”
“don’t worry, spiderman, we’ll never tell!”
uh huh. sure. Riiiiiiiiiiight.
Aww, I found that scene very moving. I think in the list of ways to be discovered, that might be one of the best, IMHO.
You know what gets me is when you specifically ask Alfred to stay home this afternoon because you’re expecting a package, and he dodders off to the market for some fresh peaches. Who the hell eats peaches around here anyway? So anyway, next thing you know, as I pull up to the Bat-Cave, there’s one of those post its from UPS, and it says they left the package with the neighbors. Oh great, the Smiths, this should be fun. So I go over to the neighbors house and there’s the bratty kids running around throwing Bat-A-Rangs all over the yard, and one of them has gotten Kool Aid on my new cape. And you know that damned Smith just comes to the screen door and shrugs and says “Well that sucks, but what are you going to do, Batman?”, all sarcastic like. Now I just know he’s going to bring that up at the next Homeowners Association Meeting, about me being Batman and all. Damn it. Now I’ll have to move. Stupid Smith and his snot nosed kids…….