I’m tempted to join your pollinator club, what a fantastic service! However my yard has no grass to convert. It’s all wildflowers, clovers, asters goldenrod, milkweed, cinquefoil, black eyed Susan’s echinacea, butterfly weed and on and on. It’s gotten a little out of control, and for me to say that, it’s serious. Also sumac has invaded the side yard and the vacant lot along with hundreds of tiny oaks and white pines, Want some? Bring a shovel.
This all got crazy when. I lost a big red oak in the front and the yard went wild in the sun. I live in a rural township so no lawn ordinances, but I’m sure the guy a few doors down hates it. His lawn is perfect, it gets mowed with an electric roomba type mower, he’s a nice guy and doesn’t have to drive past my house to see it. The guy who owns the vacant lot next door left his 1970’s camper behind, it’s slowly getting covered in grapevines.
I always wanted to live in the middle of the woods and fields it’s growing up around me now. Until the day the old man dies and his heirs come with the brush hog and make a lot of noise and disturb my peace.