# Would anyone like to play a Feud? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 9, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316 "2024-05-09T14:13:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/41 "2024-05-10T12:44:19Z")
Numbers are in now. Thank you for running this. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/42 "2024-05-10T13:04:51Z")
👍 You’re welcome. Thanks for fixing it. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/43 "2024-05-10T15:46:59Z")
1. Hell 2. A note 3. Pimple 4. Swiss cheese 5. Toaster 6. Clock 7. Phone 8. Nuclear plant 9. Fart 10. Onion ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/44 "2024-05-10T15:54:06Z")
We’ve got 39 players so far. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/45 "2024-05-10T16:02:35Z")
Very good questions!! ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/46 "2024-05-10T16:04:43Z")
1. The DMV 2. A joint 3. A pimple 4. Swiss cheese 5. Silverware 6. Water 7. Phone 8. In surgery 9. Burp 10. Lasagne ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/47 "2024-05-10T18:52:10Z")
1. Jail 2. A joint 3. Balloon 4. Sponge 5. Money 6. Water 7. Phone 8. Operating room 9. Fart 10. Cake ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/48 "2024-05-10T18:57:06Z")
1. Hospital 2. Covid 3. Bubble wrap 4. A Colander 5. A toaster 6. A nose 7. Front page 8. A tattoo parlor 9. The sound of their head hitting the floor. 10. A mille-feuille. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/49 "2024-05-10T19:19:33Z")
I would just like to say I didn’t answer “joint” for #2 because I figured there was no way all these law-abiding Dopers would answer that. Yes, “Dopers” should have been a huge clue. /smack ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/50 "2024-05-10T19:30:45Z")
1. Post Office 2. Hot Potato 3. Popcorn 4. Swiss Cheese 5. Toaster 6. Water 7. Door 8. Doctor’s Office 9. Sneeze (Ah-choo) 10. Cake ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/51 "2024-05-10T19:33:42Z")
1. Church 2. A cold 3. Balloon 4. Swiss cheese 5. Money 6. Nose 7. Phone 8. Operating room 9. Fart 10. Cake ---
**Author:** ![Rhodes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhodes/32/273_2.png) [@Rhodes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhodes)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/52 "2024-05-10T20:05:27Z")
1. DMV 2. virus 3. balloon 4. swiss cheese 5. appliances 6. cheetah 7. phone 8. surgery 9. hiccup 10. cake ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/53 "2024-05-10T20:26:18Z")
1. Hospital 2. Baby 3. Knee 4. Cheese 5. Cash 6. Nose 7. Phone 8. Dental office 9. Sneeze 10. Cake ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/54 "2024-05-10T20:27:07Z")
1. jail 2. joint 3. balloon 4. cheese 5. money 6. car 7. door 8. hospital 9. sneeze 10. cake ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/55 "2024-05-10T21:44:35Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I would just like to say I didn’t answer “joint” for #2 because I figured there was no way all these law-abiding Dopers would answer that. Yes, “Dopers” should have been a huge clue. /smack I would just like to say that I did not answer “Joint” because I am an idiot and it did not occur to me, but of course that is the right answer. Sorry for the linguistic impairment. I should have thought longer about it, I got it wrong. But what really gets me is that the right answer to the wedding gift seems to be “Toaster”. I mean, really? Is that so in the US of A? A _toaster_?!?!? That is fu%§ing hilarious. ETA: Just came back home from a nice night out and had my nightcap of #2 (that is legal in Germany since the first of this month, so I think it is allowed that I write about it according to the rules in this board, yeah!) and the toaster has gotten even funnier. I know, it is not so funny if you are not in my condition, but I wanted to add this nonetheless. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/56 "2024-05-10T22:04:24Z")
1. Sexual harassment training 2. Retirement cards at work 3. A balloon 4. Swiss cheese 5. Dishes/place settings 6. Nylons/panty hose 7. Hold the phone 8. Operating room 9. Hiccoughs 10. Cakes ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/57 "2024-05-10T22:13:28Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > that the right answer to the wedding gift seems to be “Toaster”. I mean, really? Is that so in the US of A? A _toaster_?!?!? That is fu%§ing hilarious. You need the toaster to toast Poptarts after you’re toasted from the doobie. My brain fart was I read the first question as “…place that’s full of people that _ **I** _ don’t want to be there”. Hence my answer “public restroom.” But maybe it still applies. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/58 "2024-05-10T22:15:42Z")
Me don’t understand nothing. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/59 "2024-05-10T23:45:06Z")
The game is already over, isn’t it? There was a joke, decades ago, about getting multiple toasters as wedding presents. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/60 "2024-05-11T00:01:34Z")
I am a crusty old man, and was recently obligated to get a very nice wedding gift for a very young person. For complicated and quite mean-spirited reasons I begrudge this, so my temptation was to give something expensive and technically appropriate but utterly useless, pissing them off because they’d no doubt rather have money. I was thinking a silver chafing dish, but really, a toaster would have been better. A super expensive one, hopefully one of hundreds they’d get and then have to sell on eBay. (I’m more of a jerk in my head than in real life, so in fact I cut them a nice check.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316.md?page=4)