Jackknifed Juggernaut - Okay, I kinda get where you’re coming from, but there are some fundamental things you need to know about basketball.
- It’s fast-paced.
- Transitions can happen very quickly.
- The court is much, much smaller than a soccer field (and the effect is even more dramatic when you consider the relative sizes of the players).
- Fans actually like frequent scoring.
If you watch an entire soccer game on pretty much any level, one thing that really stands out is how slow and methodical it is. Work up the field, frequent side- and back-passes, an occasional challenge, and if the ball doesn’t go out of bounds the attacker sets up a shot, and may or may not get it off. Football is kind of like that too, but nearly every game has its share of big plays and dramatic turnarounds…the 50-yard bomb, the pick six, the huge kickoff return, the blocked punt. (In fact, this is one of the biggest problems college stars like Reggie Bush and Johnny Manziel face entering the NFL, having to break out of the big play mentality and learn how to steadily work down the field.) Aside from the rare blooper reel highlight, this is unheard of in soccer. Ever notice that whenever someone blasts the ball downfield, 9 times out of it 10 it just comes right back? Soccer is a sport where scoring is extremely difficult, extremely rare, and astounding amount of work, and that’s how they like it. So of course you need something like offsides to prevent any easy shots on goal. Personally, I think the rule as it exists lends itself to way too much chickenscratch defensive playcalling, and the sport would be much better served by drawing a line…y’know, like hockey’s done for its entire existence and I don’t recall anyone complaining about it…but I can understand the need for some kind of restraint.
In a basketball game, things move, and things change. Repeatedly, constantly, rapidly. There are plenty of things that can lead to a quick score: a downcourt pass being picked up, a defender leaving the space beneath the basket open, a lost dribble, an offensive rebound. And then there are free throws, which give an opportunity for a player to score completely unopposed. This isn’t considered a bad thing because both teams get the same opportunities and one score isn’t going to drastically change the outcome of the game. In fact, the entire evolution of the game up to at least the 90’s has been an increasing emphasis on scoring and more leeway given to the offense. Think of all the big rule changes. Goaltending. The back pass violation. The 10-second violation. The shot clock. Dunking being legalized. The 3-point arc. Illegal defenses. Hand checking being outlawed. All to make the game faster, more fluid, more offense-minded…y’know, more exciting.
So not only would an offsides rule in basketball be just about unenforcable due to all the transitions and movement, if you ask me, it’s completely pointless. Camping under the basket was effectively kiboshed by the 3 second violation, and playing 4 against 5 is just too much of a disadvantage for most teams to consider int he first place. The key to the fast break isn’t a “cherry-picker”, its someone fast enough to outrun the defenders and get to the basket first, and with sure enough hands to grab the downcourt pass on the run.