# Would people with two eyes just SHUT UP! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 22, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168 "2003-01-22T05:46:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/21 "2003-01-22T17:08:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoe \* > \*\*I tried to shut up. Two of the mouths stopped but the third one is still yapping away: > > “I have two eyes…nyah…nyah…nyah…nyah…” \*\* God, how I hate tri-mouths. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/22 "2003-01-22T17:11:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*Hey, are you any good at those “Third Eye” puzzles? I can never get them to work. \*\* That was cold, Ethilrist. Real cold. I’ve got my eye on you. 😉 Wait. Why am I using one of those lousy “binoc” smilies. This board needs some tri-op smilies. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/23 "2003-01-22T17:15:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goo \* > \*\ ***Pucky,** are you talking about [this,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157699) [this,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157910) or [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=158017)? > > Or perhaps all three ? 😃 \*\* The advantage of being a triop is that I read all three threads at once. Slight hijack: Good news for fellow triops. I found that Lane Bryant has an excellent selection of eyewear in their “Plus Eyes” collection. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/24 "2003-01-22T17:16:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Floater \* > \*\*Everyone with more than one eye is a freak.😉 \*\* Dad-blamed uni-orbs. Go soak your monocle. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/25 "2003-01-22T17:19:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr\_Paprika \* > \*\*I think you underestimate the fantastic fame and general positive influence of Blinky, the three-eyed fish from the Simpsons. Guess your problems are in the eye of the beheld, eh? \*\* Is Blinky portrayed in a positive light? I’m looking for a namesake for Triop Pride Week. ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/26 "2003-01-22T17:20:50Z")
When come back, bring pie ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/27 "2003-01-22T17:25:57Z")
When come back, bring **eye**! ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/28 "2003-01-22T17:49:06Z")
Look! I’m a cyclops! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/29 "2003-01-22T18:08:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eats\_Crayons \* > :smack: You’ll put your eye out if you keep that up. ---
**Author:** ![Xgemina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/b5e925/32.png) [@Xgemina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xgemina)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/30 "2003-01-22T18:43:02Z")
So I take it your favorite band is Third Eye Blind? or perhaps your greatest fear? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/31 "2003-01-22T19:14:44Z")
Well, as somone who has four eyes, we’re always portrayed as nerds, geeks, and weaklings, but you don’t see **ME** complaining about it, do you? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/32 "2003-01-22T20:02:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > \*\*By the way, that three-eyed dude on The Twilight Zone was the short order cook from Venus. > > [sub]Mel, I think, or maybe Mickey.[/sub] \*\* Yeah, he was cool. The guy with all the arms, though – now _there’s_ a freak. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/33 "2003-01-22T20:04:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Xgemina \* > \*\*So I take it your favorite band is Third Eye Blind? > > or perhaps your greatest fear? \*\* People keep saying that music doesn’t inspire violence, etc., and then you get a band name like this. It’s enough to make me weep from all three eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/34 "2003-01-22T21:43:22Z")
Hey, eye, eye, eye, I like you very much Hey, Eye, Eye, Eye, I think you’re grand. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/35 "2003-01-23T03:21:31Z")
“Okay, sonny – I’ll keep an eye out for you!” (Punchline to one of the more disgusting stories I’ve ever heard.) As it happens, I’m writing a novel about a cyclops. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/36 "2003-01-23T03:42:35Z")
In the land of one-eyed men, **Pucky Schumer** is a freakin’ emperor! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/37 "2003-01-23T04:59:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pucky Schumer \* > \*\*The guy with all the arms, though – now _there’s_ a freak. \*\* But at least he was never caught off guard– –because four-armed _is_ forewarned…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/38 "2003-01-23T05:21:04Z")
[TRIOPS!](http://www.triops.cc/) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/39 "2003-01-23T05:33:42Z")
So, **Pucky** , wanna play Tri-Ominoes? ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168/40 "2003-01-23T06:16:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\*In the land of one-eyed men, **Pucky Schumer** is a freakin’ emperor! 🙂 \*\* I could _sooooo_ take this out of context for a sig. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-people-with-two-eyes-just-shut-up/150168.md?page=3)