Would producing a birth certificate do any good?

Read up some on Lebanese politics some day.

And a floor polish!

And a dessert topping!

I suspect that Ms. Taitz is a mail-order bride.

And without a doubt, is batcrap crazy.

More welfare!

Or go watch an Australian prison riot - same basic concept.

Seriously? If you’re trying to steal someone’s identity, shouldn’t it be someone obscure, that no one will question? I suspect people would notice if the target of your theft was the freaking president.

Not if you used “Barry Soetero.”

Well, not necessarily. I highly doubt Obama has used a credit card since he took office.

Which reminds me of a wonderful old story from my youth, where a young Irish pickpocket was amazed to be arrested in Harrods trying to use a credit card he had lifted. Apparently the name on the card was something along the lines of Sheik Abdul ben Faud.

This Obama guy everybody is talk about is truly amazing. Sounds like he was born in obscurity in Kenya, managed to make his way to America and somehow get a Harvard education, was even an outstanding student while there. He even got himself elected to public office in a nation that isn’t that fond of electing minorities. All this time he has managed to cover up his real birth by controlling the various agencies that store and report all that information and he has even managed to convince millions of people that he is the messiah. Damn. Where does he find the time?

We need to get this guy over here to run the USA right now, I don’t care where he was born. Because we have some real problems that could use this sort of can-do attitude.

I think by now, it’s crystal clear that this “birther question” will never go away, and no documentation, sworn testimony, or even the direct word of God Himself would ever be accepted as proof. This goes beyond simple ignorance of the facts, it goes beyond simple gullibility and cluelessness. At the risk of ummm whatever, I would say it is deliberate repetition of a known lie.

The Theory Of The Big Lie:
If you tell a big enough lie and tell it often enough, eventually it will become the “truth”.

I just don’t know how else to explain it, other than to say the people who keep dredging this up, are deliberately lying.

The use of 29 Social Security numbers leads me to believe that it is a family of identical icosinonatuplets masquerading as a single person.

Which would make “Obama” a great president AND a possible superhero. At the same time.

Or the Anti-Christ. Didn’t think of that, did you? Snooki has written a book. Bill Gates is now a good guy. Signs and portents.

Nah, he’d have to have 666 (or 616, depending on whether you read Latin or Greek) SSNs for me to believe that.

Bill Gates SSN is 001-11-0010.

You just wanted to use that word, didn’t you?

No because the thief is unknown ,emptying the bank accounts via keyboard. It does not matter if it is Warren Buffet. they just need the numbers.

I’m still waiting to find out if she makes “mounds and mounds of delicious cole slaw.”

One part of some birther’s claims is that Obama never went to college, because he won’t release his school transcripts.