# Would Pubic Hair....... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 5, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029 "2010-04-05T15:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/1 "2010-04-05T15:21:13Z")
… be a more economical method of hair replacement for balding guys?🙂 Thanks Q ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/2 "2010-04-05T15:23:04Z")
Then you’d be confused as to which head to put your hand on. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/3 "2010-04-05T15:25:46Z")
“Yo, Curley”. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/4 "2010-04-05T15:26:29Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Then you’d be confused as to which head to put your hand on. 😃 :smack: ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/5 "2010-04-05T15:27:01Z")
I love the relevant advertisements I’m seeing. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/6 "2010-04-05T15:37:24Z")
Don’t be a dick head. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/7 "2010-04-05T17:03:13Z")
The horror. ---
**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/8 "2010-04-05T17:33:15Z")
Wouldnt you have a hard time seeing with balls covering your eyes? ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/9 "2010-04-05T17:57:21Z")
> [@tattman40](#): > > Wouldnt you have a hard time seeing with balls covering your eyes? That’s okay, it seems like a lot of people are running around like that. I mean, “teabagging” IS all the rage right now. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/10 "2010-04-05T18:27:23Z")
What happens if the hair on your head is straight? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/11 "2010-04-05T18:32:39Z")
Dude, I’m just this far away from being able to do a combover with my ear hairs. What do you expect of me?!? ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/12 "2010-04-05T21:02:17Z")
You’d have to keep it short, like Justin Timberlake does, you know how curly his hair is but when he cuts it real short it’s OK ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/13 "2010-04-05T21:31:43Z")
This is a wonderful idea. And my back-hair isn’t all that curly. I’m a pretty shaggy dude except for my under-furnished crown. I tell my kids that I’m not really going bald, my hair is just sliding down my back. ---
**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/14 "2010-04-05T21:53:33Z")
Uhh, maybe for certain ethnic groups. For others it would just look weird. ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/15 "2010-04-05T22:07:59Z")
Only for black people. I said it, you were all thinking it, don’t judge me. Just saying, ya know? ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/16 "2010-04-05T22:15:16Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Dude, I’m just this far away from being able to do a combover with my ear hairs. What do you expect of me?!? Just right, **tdn**. You hit me just right and a small leaf of lettuce landed right on Moe’s (3 Stooges) nose on the small tv I keep near my desk. So I spewed-laughed (you know - when you try to hold it in, but it comes out in a spray?), and then I farted. Wife came runnin’ in and turned and ran right back out, and I hollered, “I’m okay. honey!” And she goes, “Yeah, uh-huh. How long’s that one been in there?” (Southern accent). I loves me a good belly-laugh. Thanks **tdn**!🙂 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/17 "2010-04-05T22:17:07Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Then you’d be confused as to which head to put your hand on. 😃 Tied with **tdn** for cleverness, **runner pat!** 😃 Q ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/18 "2010-04-06T15:36:35Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > This is a wonderful idea. And my back-hair isn’t all that curly. I’m a pretty shaggy dude except for my under-furnished crown. I tell my kids that I’m not really going bald, my hair is just sliding down my back. I’ll have to tell my brother to just transplant his back or chest hair to his head if he ever goes bald. I swear, my mom must have made it with Sasquatch to make my brother. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/19 "2010-04-06T15:57:30Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > I loves me a good belly-laugh. Thanks **tdn**!🙂 You’re welcome! Hey, when you’re all hair but only from the ears down, you have to have a good sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029/20 "2010-04-06T19:12:35Z")
> [@Serenata67](#): > > I’ll have to tell my brother to just transplant his back or chest hair to his head if he ever goes bald. I swear, my mom must have made it with Sasquatch to make my brother. One happy customer of: poil pubien à de vrais cheveux R us (Pubic Hair to Real Hair R Us) French needs to be shortened to make it sound more catchy… [![](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/zero_mostel.jpg) ](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/zero_mostel.jpg) (butch wax used to remove the curl) 😉 Q [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-pubic-hair/535029.md?page=2)