# Would Spider-Man drink Green Goblin Cider? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 9, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-spider-man-drink-green-goblin-cider/776777 "2017-01-09T23:38:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-spider-man-drink-green-goblin-cider/776777/1 "2017-01-09T23:38:22Z")
After a long hard day of web-slinging, perhaps? [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/389/32069194582_8ca26859d0_b.jpg "Green Goblin Cider") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/79295541@N08/32069194582/) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-spider-man-drink-green-goblin-cider/776777/2 "2017-01-10T01:20:03Z")
Would Superman ever become a Lutheran? ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-spider-man-drink-green-goblin-cider/776777/3 "2017-01-10T03:45:25Z")
They play fast and loose with the characters’ ages, but much of the time Spider-Man is a teenager, so he can’t legally buy it, and he doesn’t seem like the type to raid Aunt May’s liquor cabinet. > [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Would Superman ever become a Lutheran? IIRC he is intended to be a Methodist. Lutheran isn’t a _huge_ jump from there. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-spider-man-drink-green-goblin-cider/776777/4 "2017-01-10T04:01:35Z")
Okay, would Superman ever drive a Lexus? ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-spider-man-drink-green-goblin-cider/776777/5 "2017-01-10T04:24:46Z")
Well, you wouldn’t catch him in a Kia :dubious: He could always read a Bizarro comics collection while waiting for his violin to be repaired at the luthier’s. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-spider-man-drink-green-goblin-cider/776777/6 "2017-01-10T04:27:33Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Okay, would Superman ever drive a Lexus? Dunno. But if he ever needed to chop down a tree, I’m sure he’d go for a Stihl chainsaw. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-spider-man-drink-green-goblin-cider/776777/7 "2017-01-10T08:17:35Z")
I think I would personally have an issue with drinking anything sporting the name of the guy who murdered my girlfriend in front of me, but that’s me.