# Would this stop suicide bombers?

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [April 13, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964 "2010-04-13T17:05:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/21 "2010-04-14T21:53:07Z")

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> [@Sevastopol](#):
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> Has the Fox News central secretariat dropped the term ‘homicide bomber’?

I prefer to call them “homicide martyrs”. 😉

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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/22 "2010-04-14T21:56:50Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Most of the 9/11 conspirators spent their spare time getting lap dances at titty bars, not praying at the mosque.

_…take one down and pass 'er around  
71 virginal chicks on the wall…_

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/23 "2010-04-14T22:30:24Z")

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> [@sqweels](#):
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> I prefer to call them “homicide martyrs”. 😉

“Fucking lunatics” is my fave description.

The thing is, you can’t stop a determined nutjob, so we’ve got to be as fatalistic as they are and say “Fuck you! You’re not going to make me change my lifestyle, and live in fear!”, while mocking their perverted beliefs at every opportunity.

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**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/24 "2010-04-14T22:39:46Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> I’m just curious - do the 9/11 bombers have a memorial anywhere? Surely someone somewhere has set up a shrine glorifying their actions?
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> I know the families of suicide bombers are known to commemorate their actions, but are there public monuments to their “achievements”, or is it more like their dirty secret that nobody likes to acknowledge, similar to discussion about the nazis in Germany?

Not sure about the 9/11 bombers, but there are plenty of memorials to suicide bombers in the West Bank and Gaza… murals, streets named after them, etc.

Actually, come to think of it, didn’t US troops in Iraq find some sort of display celebrating the 9/11 attacks? I don’t know if it was a memorial to the bombers specifically, though.

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**Author:** ![\_Undecided\_Adrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/eada6e/32.png) [@\_Undecided\_Adrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Undecided_Adrian)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/25 "2010-04-16T09:35:42Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> I know the families of suicide bombers are known to commemorate their actions, but are there public monuments to their “achievements”, or is it more like their dirty secret that nobody likes to acknowledge, similar to discussion about the nazis in Germany?

What? Since when are the Nazis a “dirty secret” in Germany? There are many many museums and memorials for the victims of Nazi terror and it is taught in schools extensively. Holocaust DENIAL is banned, as is the display of the swastika in glorifying circumstances, but that is certainly not meant to stifle discussion.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/26 "2010-04-16T09:39:37Z")

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> [@'\[Undecided](#):
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> Adrian;12348882’]What? Since when are the Nazis a “dirty secret” in Germany? There are many many museums and memorials for the victims of Nazi terror and it is taught in schools extensively. Holocaust DENIAL is banned, as is the display of the swastika in glorifying circumstances, but that is certainly not meant to stifle discussion.

Yeah, being a Nazi is illegal, too. They don’t realize the irony.

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**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/27 "2010-04-16T13:06:32Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Yeah, being a Nazi is illegal, too. They don’t realize the irony.

Keep in mind that the Constitution of Germany was written in 1949, while the country was still occupied by Allied forces and people wanted to make sure that what had happened in the previous 20 years would never, ever happen again. Perhaps the Nazi party or Nazi imagery could be legalized today, but really, who’s going to argue in favour of this?

And there are neo-Nazis in Germany today (of course it’s not a mainstream movement); the law as it exists doesn’t seem to stop them from assembling. **Adrian** could of course say more about them than I could, since he is actually in Germany.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/28 "2010-04-16T22:34:51Z")

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During the Philippines uprising after the annexation in 1898, in which Muslims participated in a major way, Patton, or somebody, had a large batch of prisoners shot. First, a pig was slaughtered in front of them, then the bullets were dipped in the blood, then the enlisted bastards loaded and fired. Except one prisoner was intentionally spared. He was allowed to run away and tell the other Muslims what happened. Apparently it worked, because the Muslims stopped participating in the uprising. That idea _ **has** _ worked historically. The only question is would it work now. I don’t know. I’m not a Muslim.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/29 "2010-04-16T23:11:36Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> During the Philippines uprising after the annexation in 1898, in which Muslims participated in a major way, Patton, or somebody, had a large batch of prisoners shot. First, a pig was slaughtered in front of them, then the bullets were dipped in the blood, then the enlisted bastards loaded and fired. Except one prisoner was intentionally spared. He was allowed to run away and tell the other Muslims what happened. Apparently it worked, because the Muslims stopped participating in the uprising. That idea _ **has** _ worked historically. The only question is would it work now. I don’t know. I’m not a Muslim.

Probably not true, or at least undetermined - [General Pershing on How to Stop Islamic Terrorists | Snopes.com](http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp)  
And it was Pershing, not Patton.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/30 "2010-04-17T02:26:55Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> And it was Pershing, not Patton.

Yeah. At the time of the Philippines annexation in 1898, Patton was thirteen years old.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/31 "2010-04-17T14:30:52Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Yeah. At the time of the Philippines annexation in 1898, Patton was thirteen years old.

Well, that’s why I said “or someone”. I didn’t remember. Pershing sounds right, but as I said, I didn’t remember.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/32 "2010-04-17T14:47:56Z")

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Reading the snopes account, I’m guessing it wasn’t Pershing himself who did it. I’m a military history buff, and I heard the story years before the Internet was something any but a few techies had heard of. I’m thinking something like it actually happened, but since there’s no actual documentary evidence that it was Pershing, it probably wasn’t him. When I heard the story, Muslim fanaticism wasn’t an issue with people, so there was no reason to be spreading the story, except as a bit of interesting history. Still, I can’t document it, so I’m willing to accept that the story is apocryphal.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/33 "2010-04-17T14:49:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> During the Philippines uprising after the annexation in 1898, in which Muslims participated in a major way, Patton, or somebody, had a large batch of prisoners shot. First, a pig was slaughtered in front of them, then the bullets were dipped in the blood, then the enlisted bastards loaded and fired. Except one prisoner was intentionally spared. He was allowed to run away and tell the other Muslims what happened. Apparently it worked, because the Muslims stopped participating in the uprising. That idea has worked historically. The only question is would it work now. I don’t know. I’m not a Muslim.

Your knowledge of history is weak. The Moro Rebellion continued for years. The Americans finally pulled out when fighting in Mexico and France started to look more important. Filipino Muslims continue to fight against government forces and are still fighting today over a hundred years later. So it appears the idea of attacking people’s religion doesn’t work very well.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/34 "2010-04-17T14:55:12Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> I’m just curious - do the 9/11 bombers have a memorial anywhere? Surely someone somewhere has set up a shrine glorifying their actions?

Why would they? Bush, Cheney, and Silverstein are still alive.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/35 "2010-04-17T15:06:15Z")

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I don’t think the OP’s idea is any good but I am greatly amused by all the “it would only piss off the terrorists” posts, as though not pissing them off makes any difference.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/36 "2010-04-17T15:31:31Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> I don’t think the OP’s idea is any good but I am greatly amused by all the “it would only piss off the terrorists” posts, as though not pissing them off makes any difference.

I think the argument is that it would piss off other Muslims, perhaps creating more terrorists but at minimum reducing the cooperation we hope to get on combating the problem.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/37 "2010-04-17T15:54:00Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> I think the argument is that it would piss off other Muslims, perhaps creating more terrorists but at minimum reducing the cooperation we hope to get on combating the problem.

That’s where I’m confused. What Muslim cooperation are we getting at the moment, other than the occasional statement that Islam is"the religion of peace"…well other than all the killing that is.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/38 "2010-04-17T16:43:34Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> That’s where I’m confused. What Muslim cooperation are we getting at the moment, other than the occasional statement that Islam is"the religion of peace"…well other than all the killing that is.

We’re getting lots of logistical and intelligence cooperation from many Muslim nations. Pakistan in particular has been key in our involvement in Afghanistan. The relationships aren’t without their problems, but if Pakistan decided to not cooperate with us things would be extremely more difficult.

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**Author:** ![wmfellows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@wmfellows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wmfellows)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/39 "2010-04-17T16:52:18Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> That’s where I’m confused. What Muslim cooperation are we getting at the moment, other than the occasional statement that Islam is"the religion of peace"…well other than all the killing that is.

If we is the US or more broadly, the entire West, you have numerous Muslim allies, in the Arab world and elsewhere. Turkey is a long-standing ally. African and Asian Muslim states are certainly quite friendly. Indonesia, Malaysia, Senegal…

I guess the question becomes why you would think there is not cooperation, or why the actions of a tiny minority pretty much restricted to a few geographies overweight the entirely peaceful interactions of hundreds of millions of others.

ETA: this in addition to what telemark says above.

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**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-this-stop-suicide-bombers/535964/40 "2010-04-18T01:44:32Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> Why would they? Bush, Cheney, and Silverstein are still alive.

I see what you did there.

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