# Would you accept a $250 Mil jackpot if it came with a mandatory sex change?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 12, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-accept-a-250-mil-jackpot-if-it-came-with-a-mandatory-sex-change/784333 "2017-04-12T17:21:26Z")\
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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> …and then I’m just a dude trapped in a woman’s body…

Hmmm, do you currently consider yourself just a dude trapped in a man’s body?

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It’s just the operation, not the hormones? And it’s perfect, meaning everything works after they are done? It would suck, but I could definitely do it temporarily. I’d probably need only $200,000 or so.

With hormones, it would depend on on how bad they made me. From this board, I understand the wrong hormones can leave you suicidal, so I’d need to be very careful. And, even if I did agree, the offer would need to go up. If, for no other reason, I predict I’d need a lot of counseling.

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> As already stated, the op will be magically clear of complications and will be 100% successful.

As long as _magic_ is involved, I think what I’d do is this:

1. Take the money and the sex change.

2. Find another message board where somebody is asking the same hypothetical.

3. Take the money and the sex change again.

BOOM! Half a billion dollars in my pockets!

(4. Hire two strong guys to hold my pockets up as I walk around.)

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
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> [@panache45](#):
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> Hmmm, do you currently consider yourself just a dude trapped in a man’s body?

No, i identify as a man and my body is male. So why would I? There’s no conflict. Maybe trapped wasn’t the right word, but it’s one that I thought I’ve heard from people experiencing gender dysphoria.

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**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-accept-a-250-mil-jackpot-if-it-came-with-a-mandatory-sex-change/784333/85 "2017-04-13T12:38:43Z")

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If it really came pain and complication free, rather like Samantha Stephens just twitching her nose in Bewitched, and Voila! I’m a man! Sure.

I’m old, I’m not the greatest looking woman, I can’t believe my family would care, and the money would come in handy. So yeah, let’s go for it.

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> just a dude trapped in a woman’s body

You say trapped. I say upgrading to a nicer house. Where do I sign up?

Although it does depend on the state of current technology, which I am not at all an expert on. As others have said, there are two sides to this question. Principle, and practice. If it was a matter of waving a magic wand, and poof, I was a woman, I would probably do it for a lot less money. Depending on certain specifics, I would do it for free, or actually pay you. Maybe even pay you a very large amount.

But in practice? Well, I don’t know how good current tech is in this area, so I would have to research that. Becoming a woman? Fine! Having a half-cocked transition (no pun intended)? Maybe not so fine.

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**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-accept-a-250-mil-jackpot-if-it-came-with-a-mandatory-sex-change/784333/87 "2017-04-13T13:09:41Z")

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When I’m rich I plan on living like a hermit anyway, so I’d definitely seriously consider it. No idea if I’d go ahead with it, though.

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Because he said a sex change.

Specifically, he said you would physically change to the opposite sex. You would still be a dude, you just would have a vagina instead of a penis.

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I’d only consider it if the change came with the ability to have multiple orgasms.

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> I’d only consider it if the change came with the ability to have multiple orgasms.

Well, you can already have that as a dude, when you think about it. It’s just a matter of the delay time. You can have one now, and then another one tomorrow. Although, when you get to be my age, it does get a bit more like: One now, and then another one some time next week.

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Specifically, he said you would physically change to the opposite sex. You would still be a dude, you just would have a vagina instead of a penis.

That’s it? Chop off your dick and drill a vagina, and you’re a woman?

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> [@panache45](#):
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> That’s it? Chop off your dick and drill a vagina, and you’re a woman?

Look, let me stop you right there, before you run out to the tool shed…

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> [@panache45](#):
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> That’s it? Chop off your dick and drill a vagina, and you’re a woman?

\*\*I’M \*\*not the one who said it makes you a woman. Lefty said he would no longer be a dude.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Well, you can already have that as a dude, when you think about it. It’s just a matter of the delay time. You can have one now, and then another one tomorrow. Although, when you get to be my age, it does get a bit more like: One now, and then another one some time next week.

I want the kind where I can’t walk afterwards.

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**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-accept-a-250-mil-jackpot-if-it-came-with-a-mandatory-sex-change/784333/95 "2017-04-13T16:10:01Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> How much for just a set of a breasts though?

Why stop at one set? You’ve got eight arms, right?

Enjoy,  
Steven

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> I want the kind where I can’t walk afterwards.

There are ways of achieving that without changing your sex.

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> [@panache45](#):
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> There are ways of achieving that without changing your sex.

Go on…

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For 250 million I’d have to say yes, but I want my penis back!

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**Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-accept-a-250-mil-jackpot-if-it-came-with-a-mandatory-sex-change/784333/99 "2017-04-13T19:05:31Z")

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I don’t need a vagina or boobs to be a woman. SDMB regulars assure me constantly that my penis needn’t prevent me from being a woman.

So just give me the bread. I will assure you that, in my heart, I’m really a woman.

And if that isn’t good enough for Czarcasm, he’s a hateful transphobic cisgender bigot.

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> Naw. People are dying because they can’t be the gender they don’t want to be. I couldn’t trivialize it with a payout like this. Even if I donated it all to their cause.

Well spoken!

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