# Would you date a... (pure silliness thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874 "2014-03-16T23:16:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/1 "2014-03-16T23:16:06Z")
… man with a dog dick? ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/2 "2014-03-16T23:21:49Z")
Ewww! No. Just no. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/3 "2014-03-16T23:28:59Z")
No. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/4 "2014-03-16T23:47:15Z")
A what? ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/5 "2014-03-16T23:50:41Z")
OP, are you autistic? ---
**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/6 "2014-03-16T23:54:08Z")
A cyclops? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/7 "2014-03-16T23:57:25Z")
[QUOTE=Lumpy] Would you date a… [/quote] Probably. > [@](#): > > …man… No. > [@](#): > > …with a dog dick? Still no. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/8 "2014-03-17T00:05:34Z")
What makes it a dog dick? Is it because his nuts are retractable? If so, I wouldn’t ever want to hook up (ha) with someone I might not be able to un-hook from for a period of time. Nope nope nope. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/9 "2014-03-17T00:07:15Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > What makes it a dog dick? Is it because his nuts are retractable? If so, I wouldn’t ever want to hook up (ha) with someone I might not be able to un-hook from for a period of time. Nope nope nope. Maybe its because his dog dick gets stuck in your vagina for some time and you have to deal with him just sorta _there_. Do you make small talk? A lot of people _hate_ small talk. What do you do? ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/10 "2014-03-17T01:15:33Z")
Is it attached or does he have a [collection](http://www.salon.com/2011/07/29/worlds_largest_penis_museum/)? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/11 "2014-03-17T02:07:12Z")
Would I date a man with a dog named Dick? No. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/12 "2014-03-17T03:23:49Z")
…date a man with a Dave Spade or a Jaime Kennedy dick? (granted, smaller than any breed of dog & less hygenic) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/13 "2014-03-17T14:31:28Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > OP, are you autistic? Not enough to get on disability, and believe me I’ve tried. The OP is a reference to a notorious closed thread. And anyway let’s hear others’ silly “would you date” ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-a-pure-silliness-thread/683874/14 "2014-03-17T17:28:03Z")
…someone who’s willing to date you? (conventional wisdom says “no!” as that constitutes “settling,” not acknowledging that the alternative is to be with someone who’s just settling for you)