# Would you date me if I were the last person on Earth? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 24, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541 "2019-07-24T12:20:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Majestic\_Lee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Majestic\_Lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Majestic_Lee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/41 "2019-07-26T21:58:21Z")
No ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/42 "2019-07-26T22:39:19Z")
Can I still see other people? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/43 "2019-07-27T00:20:33Z")
If you look anything like your avatar, thenā€¦ no. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/44 "2019-07-28T07:03:35Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > If you look anything like your avatar, thenā€¦ no. I have loincloths in other colors ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/45 "2019-07-28T09:18:07Z")
A man of taste and discernment, I seeā€¦ how good are you at stone-lifting, tree-chopping and hoe-throwing?\* - Traditional or not-so-traditional local sports. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/46 "2019-07-28T15:11:49Z")
Eno Phillips (paraphrasing; canā€™t find a transcript of the bit): I was at the bar last night and I asked a lady if sheā€™d like to go out sometime and she said \ ā€œI wouldnā€™t go out with you if you were the last man on Earth!ā€ I said ā€œlady, if I was the last man on Earth, _you_ wouldnā€™t even be allowed in line.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![LiveFree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@LiveFree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveFree)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/47 "2019-07-28T20:58:23Z")
Depends on what your salary isā€¦:)šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/48 "2019-07-29T09:32:22Z")
> [@LiveFree](#): > > Depends on what your salary isā€¦:)šŸ™‚ Iā€™m a teacher. If I were the last one alive, I anticipate a hit to the pocketbook. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/49 "2019-07-29T10:22:58Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > Assuming the sexual preferences matched. Hell, if you (and I) were the last people on Earth, I donā€™t think sexual preferences come into it. Of course Iā€™d want someone to talk to. After that, who knows? Weā€™d have plenty of time on our hands for experimentation (well, at least until all the tinned food runs out). ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541/50 "2019-07-29T10:28:52Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > How tall are you? I donā€™t date short guys. Lucky you. Heā€™s the tallest guy on Earth. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-me-if-i-were-the-last-person-on-earth/837541.md?page=2)