# Would you date this woman? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 9, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308 "2000-10-09T21:03:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/41 "2000-10-10T18:54:47Z")
Oh, dear God, Cyn. LOL. You know what’s REALLY frightening? She has two daughers. That means that some man DID sleep with her at some point. I wonder if she devised this plan as a result of that man, or if he jumped through her hoops. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/42 "2000-10-10T18:57:49Z")
Can we throw Jesus and Curry in there with them? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/43 "2000-10-10T20:18:48Z")
I feel really sorry for thsi poor woman. It’s obvious to me what’s happened here: 1. She got into adulthood without the appropriate mechanisms for running a real relationship. 2. All her relationships were disasters. 3. She’s now latched onto a fantasy. That’s all this website is; a huge, elaborate fantasy. She’s ended up with some doofuses and had some bad relationships so she has chosen, to some extent unconsciously, to believe in a fantasy relationship wherein she’ll have a capable man who will do anything she wants. By her own admission she has never met any such person, but she’s accepting on faith that there is one; at least five parts of the FAQs directly relate to this faith-based belief. She’s lost hope in the real world, and so she’s taking solace in a dream. It’s a shame. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/44 "2000-10-10T21:12:03Z")
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I could see her posting a page saying “How I Got Pregnant.” “Because I am disgusted by the thought of actual sexual intercourse, I was unnecessarily artificially inseminated, twice. My second husband finally divorced me because I wouldn’t consummate our marriage. If you would like to know more about why I find intercourse revolting, **click here**.” ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/45 "2000-10-10T21:27:24Z")
How would you like to be one of her daughters? I can think of few things more embarrassing. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/46 "2000-10-10T22:05:02Z")
I clicked on this thread thinking, “Heck, I’m desperate, I’ll go out with just about any woman.” I quickly changed my mind. Thank god not all women are like that loony! She makes all non-believers look bad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![StompyGodzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@StompyGodzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StompyGodzilla)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/47 "2000-10-10T22:40:17Z")
Pre-written scripts! My god, why didn’t I think of that? Stompy ---
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/48 "2000-10-11T00:03:45Z")
She’s pathetic and dumb…does she even know how dangerous that is??? How many psychos go on the internet??? That’s a special kinda stupid right there!!! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/49 "2000-10-11T00:31:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jesuslynch \* > \*\*That’s similar to the one I saw the other day. Just a minute… > …ah, here it is. > > [http://jtwolf.2y.net/jtwolf/frames.html](http://jtwolf.2y.net/jtwolf/frames.html)? \*\* Aaaaaa!!! Nude shots required? That’s just sick. What a scary page! I wonder if anyone answers this jerk… ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/50 "2000-10-11T01:19:12Z")
Scary - all I see is another potential Bunny Boiler. A guy just isn’t safe out there anymore 😉 ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/51 "2000-10-11T01:22:06Z")
That is the funniest thing I have seen all week!!! PSYCHO! Everyone in my entire office is currently reading that and laughing… Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Chickenhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/52 "2000-10-11T02:26:16Z")
I am a guy. I would not date her. I don’t like to be obscene, but I think that she was performing fellatio with her ear canal and gave herself a lobotomy. That is one fruit-loopy lady. BTW, if you highlight the bottom of her page, you get some bizarre hidden search-thingies. ---
**Author:** ![Chickenhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/53 "2000-10-11T02:32:00Z")
I meant to put this, but: > [@](#): > > No, I’m sorry, but I don’t wish to correspond unless you ever truly think you may be the man I’m looking for. Please don’t take it personally, because I don’t cultivate > any new friendships except with those who are potential mates. She sounds like a black widow spider. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/54 "2000-10-11T03:46:49Z")
Not even I am that desperate. I’m close, though. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/55 "2000-10-11T05:13:27Z")
Its like a putting a frog in a blender. lurker, don’t even joke. Please. I’ll chip in to have a Doper jump through her hoops and give us the Straight Dope. Who’s in Chicago that can act? They need to pull it off with a straight face. Can we get streamed video? I may call her anyway. I wonder what she would say to a chick trying to court her. ---
**Author:** ![Strider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Strider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strider)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/56 "2000-10-11T06:01:13Z")
I was cruising through her hate mail, laughing my ass off, when I came upon this little gem of a response to her: "Hello Mary: I saw your profile and you seem like a nice lady. One thing that bothered me though is your belief that there is no God. There must be a creator because there is a creation. Ask yourself what keeps the earth turning? It rotates one time every 24 hours, keeping an exact, even speed as it rotates. What makes it rotate? What is gravity that holds all elements to the surface of the earth? How do all nine planets stay on an invisable course as they travel around the sun? How is it that the male and female body complement each other and that they are both designed to produce offspring by working together? It is dificult to understand or comprehend that there is a creator somewhere, especially since we can’t see the creator. But we can’t see lots of things…electricty, magnetism, gravity, oxygen, etc. There must be a creator because there is creation. Whether you believe that or not doesn’t change it as a fact. It would be like saying that men and women working at an auto manufacturing plant didn’t create the car you drive. You can’t see them, but rest assured, they built it and you drive it. God made you and me and everything we see." Man, I wish more people like that would go over to GD, becuase even I could tear them a new one. But God, please keep David and Gaudere away from this person. They would ruin all my fun. -N ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/57 "2000-10-11T15:43:33Z")
Actually managed to read through most of that garbage. Except the whole “three phone call” dissertation. I don’t think Jenna von Oy could get through that. I shudder to think what Ben Stein in “Ferris Bueler’s Day Off” would do to - _snoring_ ---
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/58 "2000-10-11T16:20:49Z")
PLease, Please, please somebody call her! I already tried, but apparently she was still asleep. She sounded like my Aunt Betty, who’s a nun. Mild and pleasant. If somebody wants to give me a script, I will try again when she’s awake, but I’m female. I was going to ask her if she wants a friend, but I fear rejection. I will chip in too to see someone go through the ordeal and report. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/59 "2000-10-11T16:36:32Z")
While her response to a girl courting her will be fun, I don’t think its will be half as interesting as getting a guy in on it. C’mon Chi-town people, step up to the plate! ---
**Author:** ![Beetle99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Beetle99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beetle99)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308/60 "2000-10-11T16:50:18Z")
I have no trouble believing the page is authentic. Lots of eccentric people out there. I am impressed with her method, just not with her unique anal-retentive mega dominatrix personality. At least she is an agnostic… No I would not date her. I also have NO doubt she gets a lot of dates because there are a lot of pathetic guys out there too. Fascinating. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-date-this-woman/36308.md?page=4)