# Would you drink donkey semen for $50,000?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 27, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-drink-donkey-semen-for-50-000/610883 "2012-01-27T17:38:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-drink-donkey-semen-for-50-000/610883/101 "2012-01-31T05:35:39Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> I have consume raw eggs before.
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> My point.
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> An chicken egg is a product of hen’s reproductive system.
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> Donkey Semen is a product of male reproductive system.
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> Most people drink fluid that comes of cows mammary glands (or a goat).
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> As disgusting as it sounds to consume donkey semen (and it is), many people consume things that are similar, every day. but they don’t sound disgusting, because it is the norm.

I think this boils down to a textural argument. I see what you are saying from a “natural” standpoint. Raw egg whites/eggs and semen are likely very similar in a textural context.

But knowing is half the battle. Hell, its ALL the battle…to keep it down.

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-drink-donkey-semen-for-50-000/610883/102 "2012-01-31T10:21:04Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> The only male reproductive fluids I have heard of being consumed by humans are fish semen, and I suppose pollen.

You are [so wrong](http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots), and they are paying for the privilege.

Obligatory link to one of my [favourite TV ads](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIv60xFSda0)

Si

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-drink-donkey-semen-for-50-000/610883/103 "2012-01-31T15:33:43Z")

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Depressing thought- there are people who will do this, and my high school girlfriend wouldn’t even swallow \*my \*jizz. If she’s one of the contestants I’m going to be really upset!

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**Author:** ![Hallucinex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba9def/32.png) [@Hallucinex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hallucinex)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-drink-donkey-semen-for-50-000/610883/104 "2012-01-31T15:54:51Z")

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Just make sure to tell me first that it’s a delicacy in \<insert obscure place here\>

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-drink-donkey-semen-for-50-000/610883/105 "2012-01-31T19:02:41Z")

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> [@si\_blakely](#):
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> You are [so wrong](http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots), and they are paying for the privilege.
> 
> Obligatory link to one of my [favourite TV ads](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIv60xFSda0)
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> Si

“…consumed by non-idiotic yuppie humans…”

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**Author:** ![phantom\_lamb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@phantom\_lamb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phantom_lamb)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-drink-donkey-semen-for-50-000/610883/106 "2012-01-31T22:14:13Z")

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I’d do it for a million. Maybe a bit less, but 50K won’t cut it.

And now that I think about it, the fact that it’s animal semen and not a person’s - actually makes it a bit _less_ disgusting for me. Perhaps it’s because we tend to consume animal products like eggs and cheese so we’re used to the idea.

It’s still gross, of course, so yeah - a million.

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