Would You Eat a Hippopotamus Sandwich? (a poll)

Yes. In fact, just thinking about eating a hippo sandwich has made me hungry. I think I’ll go find something to eat.

Mr. O:

I’m in grimpixie’s league but Mr O has got me beat. I’ve had squirrel, rabbit, goat, ostrich, alligator, deer, pigeon, grouse, and assorted fresh-water monsters.

Despite being from the south, I’ve never had any 'possum, how’d that happen?

Brings a whole different take on the song “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas”.

Sure but only if it’s pygmy hippo, any larger and they get really tough.

Prolly…I hear they taste like chicken. :smiley:

Hippos have four-toed hooves. Cite

Ditto for exactly the same reason.

Fenris

Cue Aaron Copeland music -

“Potamus! It’s what’s for dinner!”

Oh OK then; I’ll give it a try (with the salad please).

If it’s any good, I’ll be back tomorrow to try the walrus on toast.

I’ll take two please, easy on the giblets though.
Its gotta taste like bacon I’m thinking.
actually stick some bacon in with it as well, and some tail, if theres any going.

y :smiley:

Mangetout, is the walrus on toast anything like that weird “chipped beef on toast” they sell in the frozen section?

Funky looking stuff, that.

I’m sorry to say, hippopptamus is not Kosher.

So feel free to add cheese. (10¢)

Mangetout, I was going to put you down as a “yes” merely from your name. I’m glad you came back and said “yes” on your own though. It makes things more fair.

Sure, why not?

I would try a hippo sandwich without even thinking twice about it. Can’t promise I’d eat it though.

Yeah, I’d give it a try. This is your treat, tho, right?

Aboslutely…BTW, how is Hippo not Kosher?

The creepy part about all this is the fact that it sounds tasty. I wonder if any restaurants do sell hippopotamus sandwiches/burgers…
It’s gotta be better than sheep’s heads. Those things never stop smiling at ya. It’s a little unnerving.

I don’t think so; I’d be pretty disappointed if there was less than half a roast walrus on my plate.

Yes. I like to try “weird” foods.

All depends…

Mayo or Miracle Whip?