# Would you eat an $81 hamburger?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-eat-an-81-hamburger/443553>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 1, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-eat-an-81-hamburger/443553 "2008-04-01T17:34:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-eat-an-81-hamburger/443553/61 "2008-04-03T00:21:28Z")

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[QUOTE=susan\_foster]

[QUOTE=Omegaman]  
… smother it in ketchup. And swiss.  
[/QUOTE]  
And who gets to be the first to say the same about a $1,000 call-girl. …  
[/QUOTE]  
A properly prepared $1,000 call-girl is smothered in whipped cream and chocolate syrup, NEVER ketchup!

CMC +fnord!  
Oh, and a cherry on … top or somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-eat-an-81-hamburger/443553/62 "2008-04-03T00:47:07Z")

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Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.

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