# Would you ever be angry enough to cut off your ex's penis? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 12, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779 "2011-07-12T19:31:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/21 "2011-07-13T13:18:49Z")
No. I can’t think of anything an ex could do that would induce that kind of rage. I don’t even think those “got-hit-in-the-balls” video clips are funny on that America’s Lamest Videos show. If my remote lands on one of those shows, I might pause if there’s a dog doing something funny, but as soon as the face plant and ball hit videos start running, I flip to something else. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/22 "2011-07-13T15:58:14Z")
> [@LurkerInNJ](#): > > It struck me as odd that she didn’t look the least bit disheveled in her mug shot. Completely calm with hair and make-up done. Check her fingernails, though. ---
**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/23 "2011-07-13T16:03:27Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Not being a fan, I have no idea what you’re talking about. She has a song about cutting off penises? No, it’s a song about destroying some guy’s car because he cheated on her. But I;m not sure where the line get crossed between “vindictive bitch” and “mental illness”. For me, that song crosses over into “mental Illness” ---
**Author:** ![beartato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@beartato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beartato)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/24 "2011-07-13T16:14:35Z")
> [@Sateryn76](#): > > No, it’s a song about destroying some guy’s car because he cheated on her. But I;m not sure where the line get crossed between “vindictive bitch” and “mental illness”. > > For me, that song crosses over into “mental Illness” Oh god that songs pisses me off to no end. Beyond everything mentioned above, the part that goes something like “carved my name into his leather seats”. You destroy someone’s car and you’re then stupid enough to carve your name into it? Pretty sure that’s a crime, and “But he wuz a-cheatin’ on me!” isn’t a defense. Also, “white trash version of Shania karaoke”? Is there any other kind? Anyway, even if I found out an ex had committed some terrible, unspeakable crime, no way could I slice off his junk. Too messy. Too involved, too hard to cover up. If there were some reason that this hypothetical ex was in no way going to face legal consequences for these hypothetical crimes I was 100 percent sure happened, I’d start thinking if I knew anyone who might be able to make a tragic “accident” happen. But that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/25 "2011-07-13T16:22:10Z")
> [@Sateryn76](#): > > No, it’s a song about destroying some guy’s car because he cheated on her. But I;m not sure where the line get crossed between “vindictive bitch” and “mental illness”. > > For me, that song crosses over into “mental Illness” I just looked up the lyrics to that. Wow. Maybe he’s cheating, maybe he’s trying to get away from the psychotic bitch who wrote that song. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/26 "2011-07-13T16:24:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Investigators say the couple was married, but going through a divorce. This will really help him out in the divorce. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/27 "2011-07-13T16:25:13Z")
What do you do with a chopped off penis? What do you do with a chopped off penis? What do you do with a chopped off penis? Ear-lie in the morning? Grind it up in a garbage disposal. Grind it up in a garbage disposal. Grind it up in a gatbage disposal. Ear-lie in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/28 "2011-07-13T23:21:08Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I just looked up the lyrics to that. Wow. Maybe he’s cheating, maybe he’s trying to get away from the psychotic bitch who wrote that song. The thing I hate the most about this song is it’s so damn catchy. Nothing irks me more than a terrible message in a well-written song. ---
**Author:** ![YaraMateo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/58f4c7/32.png) [@YaraMateo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaraMateo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/29 "2011-07-13T23:57:22Z")
> [@chiroptera](#): > > Good lord. > > No, never…and I have been plenty harmed and pissed off a time or two over relationship shit! I also tend to disengage and back slowly away if the shit hits the fan…then spend time mulling over my part in the bad behaviour. > > I agree there had to be some inherent crazy, to do something like this. This wasn’t even in the “heat of the moment” which I could more easily understand, but calculated and cruel. I would have sided with her if she just cut it off, but she planned it. According to the article, they got divorced in May. What the fuck where they doing still living together? Or having dinner together? To the question at hand, I have a pretty bad temper and have turned violent before. I don’t know if I could cut off an ex’s penis. I’d rather just take naked picture of him and post them online and pretend I didn’t do it. I don’t think I would calculate anything. It would be in the heat of the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/30 "2011-07-14T00:43:02Z")
I can imagine, just barely, being furious enough to kill somebody. Not to torture them, though. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/31 "2011-07-14T00:43:23Z")
> [@YaraMateo](#): > > I would have sided with her if she just cut it off, but she planned it. According to the article, they got divorced in May. What the fuck where they doing still living together? Or having dinner together? It’s okay to cut off his penis as long as it’s spur of the moment? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/32 "2011-07-14T00:54:31Z")
Not okay, but more understandable, sure. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/33 "2011-07-14T01:03:35Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I just looked up the lyrics to that. Wow. Maybe he’s cheating, maybe he’s trying to get away from the psychotic bitch who wrote that song. Quick Google search shows two men wrote that song. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/34 "2011-07-14T01:09:55Z")
> [@YaraMateo](#): > > I would have sided with her if she just cut it off, but she planned it. Wow ---
**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/35 "2011-07-14T01:25:51Z")
Poor guy is going to need an attach-a-dick-to-me. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/36 "2011-07-14T01:31:51Z")
> [@beartato](#): > > Oh god that songs pisses me off to no end. Beyond everything mentioned above, the part that goes something like “carved my name into his leather seats”. You destroy someone’s car and you’re then stupid enough to carve your name into it? Maybe it was a community property state; then it was just as much her car as his. Still, kinda stupid to carve up your own car. ---
**Author:** ![Hennessy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hennessy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hennessy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/37 "2011-07-14T01:49:50Z")
> [@tattman40](#): > > Poor guy is going to need an attach-a-dick-to-me. Weak, at least you tried though… But there is no joke to go with this situation. I’m no known violent man but said woman would be a vegetable about 3 seconds after I look down… Women love to push limits and it can be enjoyable but this one is severely slow in the head. I get angry thinking about it, who the fuck does she think she is? With that type of uncontrollable anger she should be a tranny or something. And yes, it is wrong because SHE is a girl… She can’t be helped… Sad world we live in… She needs a cage… She can’t be released… And feed her dog food… AHHHHHH ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/38 "2011-07-14T02:11:12Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Not okay, but more understandable, sure. That’s a ways removed from “siding with her”, though. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/39 "2011-07-14T02:11:56Z")
> [@Hennessy](#): > > With that type of uncontrollable anger she should be a tranny or something. What. The. FUCK? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/40 "2011-07-14T02:15:45Z")
> [@Hennessy](#): > > I’m no known violent man but said woman would be a vegetable about 3 seconds after I look down… Uh…really? Most guys will curl in a ball after a good kick in the nuts, I can’t imagine them being functional enough to attack someone immediately after a penis amputation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779.md?page=3)