# Would you ever be angry enough to cut off your ex's penis? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 12, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779 "2011-07-12T19:31:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hennessy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hennessy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hennessy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/41 "2011-07-14T02:33:13Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Uh…really? Most guys will curl in a ball after a good kick in the nuts, I can’t imagine them being functional enough to attack someone immediately after a penis amputation. The rage that would carry over, it’d only take me a second for the damage to be done. I also have the feeling that the pain we feel from being hit in our nuts wouldn’t occur although i’m not sure. I wouldn’t feel the pain from my d\*ck being chopped off for a good minute. I’m not certain that would be my reaction but I just have a good feeling the animal would have escaped his mind. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/42 "2011-07-14T02:45:10Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > What do you do with a chopped off penis? > What do you do with a chopped off penis? > What do you do with a chopped off penis? > Ear-lie in the morning? > > Grind it up in a garbage disposal. > Grind it up in a garbage disposal. > Grind it up in a gatbage disposal. > Ear-lie in the morning. Oh DEAR! (snort, chortle…HEEEEEEE), rats, am I going to hell now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/43 "2011-07-14T03:33:48Z")
> [@Hennessy](#): > > I’m not certain that would be my reaction but I just have a good feeling the animal would have escaped his mind. Rereading your comments here I’m thinking that may have already happened. ---
**Author:** ![Hennessy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hennessy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hennessy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/44 "2011-07-14T04:10:43Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Rereading your comments here I’m thinking that may have already happened. Yeah but that would off-topic, wouldn’t it? You could always call me though :D… What color butterflies are they anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/45 "2011-07-14T04:23:18Z")
> [@Hennessy](#): > > Yeah but that would off-topic, wouldn’t it? You could always call me though :D… What color butterflies are they anyway? Red once the blood starts spurting. Are you a fairly heavy sleeper? ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/46 "2011-07-14T04:32:41Z")
> [@Hennessy](#): > > With that type of uncontrollable anger she should be a tranny or something. Reported. ---
**Author:** ![Hennessy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hennessy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hennessy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/47 "2011-07-14T05:38:10Z")
I think it accommodates the dumbness of this topic… Who cares if it was in the news ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/48 "2011-07-14T05:50:52Z")
No. Dumb question, by the way. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/49 "2011-07-14T11:19:10Z")
> [@Hennessy](#): > > Weak, at least you tried though… But there is no joke to go with this situation. > > I’m no known violent man but said woman would be a vegetable about 3 seconds after I look down… Women love to push limits and it can be enjoyable but this one is severely slow in the head. I get angry thinking about it, who the fuck does she think she is? With that type of uncontrollable anger she should be a tranny or something. And yes, it is wrong because SHE is a girl… > > She can’t be helped… Sad world we live in… She needs a cage… She can’t be released… And feed her dog food… AHHHHHH [Moderator Note]This is not the thread(or forum) to discuss whatever problems you have with transsexuals. Rein it in just a bit, o.k.?[/Moderator Note] ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779/50 "2011-07-14T11:20:15Z")
> [@Hennessy](#): > > I think it accommodates the dumbness of this topic… Who cares if it was in the news If you don’t like the topic, go elsewhere. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-ever-be-angry-enough-to-cut-off-your-exs-penis/588779.md?page=2)