Would you ever want to purchase a sports club?

Sure. Why not? Total incompetence never prevented the likes of Dan Snyder and James Dolan from turning massive profits despite running their franchises directly into the ground (and kept going).

Sure, if I had a billion bucks or so to waste then why not? I guess baseball, I’m a long time Phillies fan and I wouldn’t mind owning that team. It’s not like they can disappoint me more than they already have. I’d like to attract real team players and coaches that want to spend a significant time on one team, and give them time to develop. And I don’t care if it doesn’t work out because I’m so rich I can waste a billion dollars on a baseball team.

Evilly, slowly rubbing my hands, up and down, so that the fingertips slightly curl over the others with each, evil, rub, as I orchestrate my Loria-like raping of those worthless pawns, screwing them, HARD, as well as all those bloody ignoroids for fans, screwing them too, badly. Oh and screw taxes too.
Yes, let me.
LET ME RUN A TEAM!
Yeessss!! ::dancing eyebrows::