I live in the city, and one Saturday night, at around 3 am, I was woken by a car running in the alley behind my house. I could hear two men arguing, and a woman, begging with them to stop. Due to the nature of the hour (and that it I was pissed because it had woken me up), I called 911 to report the two men, who were by now, screaming obsenities at each other. “Are they physically fighting?” the 911 dispatcher asked me. “It’s dark, and I can’t tell, but they’re screaming at each other, and a woman is crying and begging them to stop fighting,” I told her. “We’ll send a car out,” said the dispatcher. Her tone was equivilent to what it might have been had I called to tell her that I was going to the grocery store.
I kept an eye to the back window, timing how long it would be until the police arrived. I was counting up to four minutes (arguing going on all along, only getting louder), when I heard, “Go ahead and shoot me, mother fcker! What are you going to do, mother fcker? You gonna shoot me?” So, I called 911 again. “Um, yep, they’re threating to shoot each other,” I told the dispatcher (the same one I’d just talked to four minutes earlier. “Do you see a gun?” she asked. Ha, like I was going to go out into the yard to see if they were armed? What was she, nuts? “I have no clue,” I told her.
No sooner that it would have taken me to snap my fingers, police cars pulled up from both ends of the alley, with lights flashing (lighting up the alley), and all of the sudden, there were cops, with weapons drawn, crouched behind car doors, yelling, "Put your hands above your head! NOW!’ Just like in the movies.
Never found out of there was actually a gun involved or not, but they took both men away in the back of the cars.
It makes me wonder though, if the dispatcher was actually listening to what I was saying…until I mentioned “shooting each other”.