# Would you hire a "sexy house cleaning" service? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 8, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292 "2016-05-08T14:29:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Flyer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyer/32/7298_2.png) [@Flyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyer)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/1 "2016-05-08T14:29:33Z")
For those who are not aware, there are several companies who offer sexy house cleaning services. (Just Google that phrase, if you want to see specific companies.) > [@](#): > > Did you ever wonder if those ads for a sexy housekeeper, perhaps dressed as a French maid, are for real? I can tell you that some of them are. My name is Nickie, and I was a sexy housekeeper. > > A sexy housekeeper is not the same thing as a call girl or prostitute. This job requires you to actually clean the house, although not very heavy housework, such as stripping floors or washing windows, and there is no sex involved. The only difference between a sexy housekeeper and a regular housekeeper is that the sexy housekeeper dresses in a sexy costume and often provides some light conversation and personality while working. [http://www.aol.com/article/2011/06/24/confessions-of-a-sexy-housekeeper/19943061/](http://www.aol.com/article/2011/06/24/confessions-of-a-sexy-housekeeper/19943061/) Some of those companies employ men, as well, so that they can also target women who enjoy eye candy. What do Dopers think of that type of thing? And assuming you could afford it, would you hire such a company? ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/2 "2016-05-08T14:35:31Z")
Or go all the way: [I Did It for Science: Nude Housecleaning](http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-did-it-for-science/i-did-it-for-science-nude-housecleaning-0) ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/3 "2016-05-08T15:06:42Z")
If it were substantially cheaper than regular housekeeping, I might consider it. But that sounds pretty unlikely. ---
**Author:** ![Me\_Billy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Me\_Billy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Billy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/4 "2016-05-08T15:08:48Z")
My thinking is to not mix work and pleasure. I can’t see much work getting done! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/5 "2016-05-08T15:20:11Z")
People who are hot probably never had to do their OWN work; why should I think that they’ll do a good job on MINE? ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/6 "2016-05-08T16:50:31Z")
No more than I would buy whole life insurance. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/7 "2016-05-08T17:09:18Z")
I thought that the point of a housekeeping service was that they showed up while you’re at work and clean for you, and you return home to a nice clean house. Why would I care how they looked if I’m rarely going to see them? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/8 "2016-05-08T18:02:18Z")
In theory, I suppose, I might do a one time, bachelor party kind of stunt, but it’s hard to imagine it’s much fun over time. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/9 "2016-05-08T18:19:57Z")
What would be the point? What are the chances I’d ever have a relationship with these women? It sounds like a form of self inflicted torture. ---
**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/10 "2016-05-08T18:27:45Z")
Cleaning just isn’t an erotic act, even if the person is nude. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/11 "2016-05-08T18:32:22Z")
No, they cost more than regular maids. For the money a ‘sexy house cleaning’ service charges I can get a regular maid and still have enough money for a 30 minute asian massage. ---
**Author:** ![Pantastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3bc359/32.png) [@Pantastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantastic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/12 "2016-05-08T18:42:27Z")
I would hire a housecleaning service to clean while I was at work, so I wouldn’t see any reason to pay for a sexy housecleaning service. I don’t have any moral objection to one, and might hire one as a novelty if a partner was stressing out about cleaning before some big event, but it’s not something I’d want to spend the extra on. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/13 "2016-05-08T19:14:11Z")
I don’t see why anyone would do this unless they thought they _were_ hiring a call girl. If you want to ogle sexy women there are strip clubs, porn, etc., and if you have a sexy maid fetish or something then a sexy maid who won’t actually have sex with you is presumably a big disappointment. It sounds like hiring a “sexy housekeeper” basically means you’re paying more money for a housekeeper who won’t do heavy chores. ---
**Author:** ![Hector\_St\_Clare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@Hector\_St\_Clare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hector_St_Clare)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/14 "2016-05-08T19:15:33Z")
I don’t see myself as ever being inclined to hire a houseclearning service in general, so it wouldn’t come up. I tend to think people (men and women) ought to clean their own houses. If I did, sure why not. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/15 "2016-05-08T20:12:27Z")
I’m a man, yes I would for the entertainment. That doesn’t mean I will, but if it interested me I don’t see a reason not to. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/16 "2016-05-08T20:19:52Z")
> [@Me\_Billy](#): > > My thinking is to not mix work and pleasure. I can’t see much work getting done! You realize they’re just using you, right? All you’d get is light housekeeping at thrice the price and no actual nookie. It’s a business, not a brothel service. And no, if I paid someone to do this _for_ me, I’d actually want my baseboards spotless, not my pipes flushed. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/17 "2016-05-08T20:28:31Z")
I’m supposed to pay someone sexy and unobtainable to come into my home. What, I don’t have enough frustration in my life already? ---
**Author:** ![Periwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Periwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Periwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/18 "2016-05-08T20:30:22Z")
The “visual” that would be most exciting to me is a sparking kitchen and bathrooms, I don’t care what the housecleaner looks like. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/19 "2016-05-08T21:09:58Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > I don’t see why anyone would do this unless they thought they _were_ hiring a call girl. I had a friend interview for a job with such an enterprise. Her understanding (afterward) was that they were, indeed, essentially hiring stripper/call girls. Some clients maybe were only going to watch, intently. Beyond that, “it’s up to you” to work for “tips,” case-by-case between the women and the individual clients. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/20 "2016-05-08T21:39:12Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > I’m a man, yes I would for the entertainment. That doesn’t mean I will, but if it interested me I don’t see a reason not to. Pretty much my thinking. Eye candy is still candy, and I like candy. But I’m also a cheap bastard, and wouldn’t want to pay any more than I would for any other house cleaning service. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292.md?page=2)