# Would you hire a "sexy house cleaning" service? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 8, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292 "2016-05-08T14:29:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/21 "2016-05-09T01:50:01Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > You realize they’re just using you, right? All you’d get is light housekeeping at thrice the price and no actual nookie. It’s a business, not a brothel service. Exactly. Pay twice as much for inferior work so you can look at a woman in her underwear. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/22 "2016-05-09T02:05:55Z")
If it was someone along the lines of Calvin Trillin or Edwin Newman, then yes, I would be interested. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/23 "2016-05-09T02:34:44Z")
I would find it threatening and unpleasant (which isn’t a poll option…) That’s probably one of these male/female differentiating things. Basically, Hell no! GTF out of my house! ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/24 "2016-05-09T02:50:26Z")
> [@Aspidistra](#): > > I would find it threatening and unpleasant (which isn’t a poll option…) > > That’s probably one of these male/female differentiating things. > > Basically, Hell no! GTF out of my house! Are you sure you don’t want a strange naked man to come to your house with flammable chemicals? Because I’m free on tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/25 "2016-05-09T03:02:26Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Are you sure you don’t want a strange naked man to come to your house with flammable chemicals? Because I’m free on tuesday. You know, this thread would have been just perfect for **iampunha** (nostalgia alert…) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/26 "2016-05-09T03:02:48Z")
Eh, my housecleaning happens while I’m outside the house. I believe in a separation of tasks. My house cleaners clean my house and that’s all I’ll pay for. I suppose OTOH if I had one of those “Hot Barista” shops on or near my usual routes of travel I could stop by for a mocha latte and my fix of babe-in-sexy-outfit-performing-service-sector-job every now and then. Won’t cost me as much as a housecleaning. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/27 "2016-05-09T05:29:43Z")
No way. First my wife would object. Second, I’ve never been into the French Maid fantasy. Third, it is bad enough cleaning the house for the cleaning lady, I don’t also want to clean myself. I feel the same way about secy pizza and sexy car washes. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/28 "2016-05-09T05:32:01Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Are you sure you don’t want a strange naked man to come to your house with flammable chemicals? Because I’m free on tuesday. How about Thursdays? ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/29 "2016-05-09T06:16:16Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > How about Thursdays? If **Wesley Clark** is available to clean my home for free one day a week, he’s hired. For that price, I won’t fuss over what he wears and I can arrange my schedule for whatever day it is. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/30 "2016-05-09T06:32:20Z")
I’m male, and no. I don’t want strangers in my house, let alone naked ones. I’d be reluctant to hire any one to clean my house. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/31 "2016-05-09T09:49:12Z")
My mother’s housekeeper provides conversation, has a very definite personality, and will perform tasks including ironing or repainting the windows (not in the same week). ---
**Author:** ![Mops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mops/32/16494_2.png) [@Mops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mops)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/32 "2016-05-09T11:28:29Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > … will perform tasks including ironing or repainting the windows … Now that’s be something I’d pay to witness (not on my own windows, though). As for sexy housekeeping, no I don’t see the point. Any ogling needs I have would be met for free by parking myself on a street café chair or on a park bench in this fine weather, from time to time discreetly lifting my gaze up from my paper. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/33 "2016-05-09T12:14:26Z")
Any of those “look but don’t touch” sexy entertainments, like strippers or lap dances, or even Hooters, seem to me to be just frustration personified, and invite more trouble than they’re worth. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/34 "2016-05-09T12:20:02Z")
> [@Mops](#): > > Now that’s be something I’d pay to witness (not on my own windows, though). The ironing is just on regular clothing, sorry. Guess we could ask her to use a ton of starch… ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/35 "2016-05-09T12:56:22Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > My mother’s housekeeper provides conversation, has a very definite personality, and will perform tasks including ironing or repainting the windows (not in the same week). So, is it iron the windows then repaint them the next week, or repaint the windows and iron them the next week? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/36 "2016-05-09T13:37:55Z")
It’s sand them on Tuesday and paint on Thursday, all very organized. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/37 "2016-05-09T13:41:18Z")
> [@Aspidistra](#): > > You know, this thread would have been just perfect for **iampunha** > > (nostalgia alert…) What the hell happened to him anyway? As for the OP, no, I highly doubt I’d use such a service. I find the typical house cleaning service rather strange anyway, I have to do a lot of the cleaning first, if I’m going that far I might as well just finish the damn job. ---
**Author:** ![amaguri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@amaguri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amaguri)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/38 "2016-05-09T15:48:15Z")
Seems like there would be few things more awkward than following someone from room to room and watching them half-heartedly clean your mess. But I’m guessing the prospective clientele is well beyond feeling weird about that kind of thing… ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/39 "2016-05-09T16:02:50Z")
If I were single, I might consider it, for the temporary illusion of having a domestic partner—especially if I were single and homebound for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-hire-a-sexy-house-cleaning-service/754292/40 "2016-05-09T17:01:04Z")
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