Would you kill your pets in order to stop the spread of ebola (hypothetical)?

My pets only see me. Literally. They don’t go out at all. So they are far less likely to be infected than I am.

So, no.

You gotta go through me first.

I’d kill it in a heart beat. The girlfriend … not so much.

They can have my dog only after they off all the other dogs on the street.

That’d give me enough time to sedate my dog and pass him off as a stuffed animal.