# Would you like a sexy secretary? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 25, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713 "2010-05-25T16:20:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/1 "2010-05-25T16:20:02Z")
[Job ad in our local Craigslist](http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ofc/1758009527.html) - > [@](#): > > Maybe your looking to hire a new receptionist or assistant, but wouldn’t you have more fun if they were attractive and able to relive workplace stress? Email me for more info, I’m looking for a serious, permanent job, but with added bonuses of fun at work with a busy business man 🙂 Her typos make it even funnier. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![In\_Winnipeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a8b319/32.png) [@In\_Winnipeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Winnipeg)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/2 "2010-05-25T16:26:46Z")
Yeahhhh, I’d have to see a picture first. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/3 "2010-05-25T16:29:11Z")
Callgirl. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/4 "2010-05-25T16:31:55Z")
Is the opportunity to “relive workplace sex” some kinda roleplay? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/5 "2010-05-25T16:32:56Z")
As I said to my husband, maybe she’ll give you an impossible deadline then micro-manage you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/6 "2010-05-25T16:33:00Z")
nvm ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/7 "2010-05-25T16:48:33Z")
I’m just disappointed this isn’t an offer from the OP. 😛 Looks like the ad in question is now removed. Or I just don’t know how to use a computer. Maybe I need an assistant. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/8 "2010-05-25T17:05:06Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > I’m just disappointed this isn’t an offer from the OP. 😛 I’m not a full-service secretary. 😃 > [@](#): > > Looks like the ad in question is now removed. Or I just don’t know how to use a computer. Maybe I need an assistant. The link still works for me, but maybe that’s just my cookies talking. ---
**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Dunlop)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/9 "2010-05-25T17:08:13Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > Is the opportunity to “relive workplace sex” some kinda roleplay? She said “Relive workplace **STRESS** ”. I think it’s fairly obvious she puts on her sexiest bustier, sits on your lap, and tells you all about the time your shipments were stuck on a boat Shanghai when they needed to be in Tallahassee TOMORROW, and other stressful workplace memories you’d forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/10 "2010-05-25T17:32:19Z")
Um - wow! Nice slip on my part. I guess we all know where my mind was… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/11 "2010-05-25T17:50:06Z")
Some spoilsport has flagged it for removal… does craigslist have an equivilant of ebay’s ask the seller? That could have had possibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/12 "2010-05-25T18:29:46Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > …maybe that’s just my cookies talking. Is _that_ the expression the young folks use nowadays? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/13 "2010-05-25T18:42:44Z")
Yes, yes it is. And you’re my favourite Doper today for calling me a young folk. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/14 "2010-05-25T18:48:48Z")
I don’t know, does he put out? ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/15 "2010-05-25T18:50:13Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > Um - wow! Nice slip on my part. I guess we all know where my mind was… Considering the CL subject matter, I don’t think that counts. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/16 "2010-05-25T20:16:45Z")
The LAST thing I want is to “relive workplace stress.” But, yeah, a sexy secretary would be awesome. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/17 "2010-05-25T20:21:12Z")
I don’t need the distraction. I already think about sex too much during the day. Now, if my wife decided we needed a live-in au pair, that would be something else entirely. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/18 "2010-05-25T20:40:40Z")
A sexy secretary would be interesting. Actually, _any_ secretary would be interesting. There was a very brief period at the beginning of my career when I technically had access to a secretary, but I shared her with a dozen other scientists (and, as far as sexy goes, she was twice my age), and in the end I never dictated a letter or anything. Now, with everyone attending to their own e-mail and other correspondence, secretaries are pretty much a thing of the past unless you’re a top manager. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/19 "2010-05-25T21:35:47Z")
I prefer my sexy wife. Sexy secretaries can be distracting and dangerous to your job and marriage. ---
**Author:** ![trupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trupa)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713/20 "2010-05-26T06:14:08Z")
Our department had a sexy secretary for about two years. Great face, always lovely cleavage on display. (And about as smart as a brick, too) It was heaven. Not because she put out, or because there was any flirty repartie. And when you explained work to her, you had to go slowly, and break it down into small steps. But the levels of service our deparrtment received from IT, shipping & receiving, facilities etc. went up astronomically. Response times were measured in minutes! Minutes, I tell you. Before Wendy, they were measured in days… outrageous favours were granted as a matter of course. Our whole departmental productivity went up because of that nice rack… We just never let her make travel arrangements for us, as someone going to Sydney was just as likely to wind up in Nova Scotia as in Australlia, but other than that, it was great… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-a-sexy-secretary/540713.md?page=2)