# Would you like to become a cyborg?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 5, 2016, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617 "2016-06-05T22:38:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/21 "2016-06-07T19:37:00Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> What do I gain? What do I lose?
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> In this specific proposal for becoming a cyborg, it seems like I gain a marginal increase in convenience of access to the Internet, and I lose my ability for mental solitude.

I guess, technology must undergo much development before becoming a cyborg would be a viable option for most people.

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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/22 "2016-06-07T19:38:02Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> I would happily become a cyborg as long as nothing is lost

Is being addicted to technology a loss?

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/23 "2016-06-08T01:54:26Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> I would like to know about these offenders with chip implants, please.

Cite?

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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/24 "2016-06-08T01:56:42Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Cite?

In Indonesia all sex offenders will have a chip allowing Police to know their location and the state of agitation. Similar proposal existed in UK in 2002, but at that time such technology did not exist.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/25 "2016-06-08T02:04:09Z")

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> [@CCitizen](#):
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> In Indonesia all sex offenders will have a chip allowing Police to know their location and the state of agitation. Similar proposal existed in UK in 2002, but at that time such technology did not exist.

I would love to know more -how many offenders have been implanted? What’s the criteria?

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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/26 "2016-06-08T02:05:18Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> I would love to know more -how many offenders have been implanted? What’s the criteria?

They are not yet – the law passes soon.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/27 "2016-06-08T02:23:39Z")

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> [@CCitizen](#):
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> They are not yet – the law passes soon.

It doesn’t appear that the tech is there yet. [Cite](http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/05/31/indonesia-wants-track-rapists-implanted-microchips/32635695/). But please provide more info. You seem confident that this is imminent.

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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/28 "2016-06-08T02:45:29Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> It doesn’t appear that the tech is there yet. [Cite](http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/05/31/indonesia-wants-track-rapists-implanted-microchips/32635695/).

Thank you for the cite.

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> Graafstra is a self-described “double RFID implantee”: two radio-frequency identification chips, one in each hand, allow him to log on to his computer and even start his motorcycle with a wave of the palms. He sells self-implantation kits online so that others can be liberated from passwords and keys.

Very interesting.

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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/29 "2016-06-08T02:59:22Z")

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Post Scriptum.

I have been prohibited by the mods to open more topics about my personal situation. I have also gotten into a strong exchange of insults in The Pit. Thus starting next week I am taking a break from SDMB until 2018. I am grateful to everyone who helped me with computer related questions. I will be on [Twitter](https://twitter.com/VNGrata).

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/30 "2016-06-08T03:16:45Z")

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Are you tweeting at yourself in some of those?

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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/31 "2016-06-08T03:37:48Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Are you tweeting at yourself in some of those?

I hope I can attract followers (in Twitter sense!) and avoid flame wars.

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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/32 "2016-06-08T03:48:44Z")

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Some **Homo Interneticus** and **Femina Internetica** are looking for arguments, but I am mostly looking for a **cyberhome**. Given that I have had strong **cyberarguments** with many **netizens** of this **cybergroup** , I have to take a break.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/33 "2016-06-08T06:12:31Z")

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> [@CCitizen](#):
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> I guess, technology must undergo much development before becoming a cyborg would be a viable option for most people.

Eh. I’ll let others pioneer it.

Of all the possible applications for a brain/computer interface, ranked in terms of excitement, ‘immediate access to social media’ is really far down the list for me.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/34 "2016-06-08T06:41:53Z")

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I don’t use Twitter, but from what I can see it’s about 40% flame wars, 50% misguided social activism based on misconceptions, and 10% poorly Photoshopped Kardashian.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/35 "2016-06-08T17:20:17Z")

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> [@CCitizen](#):
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> Some **Homo Interneticus** and **Femina Internetica** are looking for arguments, but I am mostly looking for a **cyberhome**. Given that I have had strong **cyberarguments** with many **netizens** of this **cybergroup** , I have to take a break.

So you’re taking an **Interneticus Sabbaticus**.

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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/36 "2016-06-08T17:35:29Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> I don’t use Twitter, but from what I can see it’s about 40% flame wars, 50% misguided social activism based on misconceptions, and 10% poorly Photoshopped Kardashian.

As I have said, today is my last day at SDMB until 2018. There are many people with whom I disagree and argue, but really the place I am looking is **cyberhome**.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/37 "2016-06-08T17:35:49Z")

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> [@CCitizen](#):
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> Some **Homo Interneticus** and **Femina Internetica** are looking for arguments, but I am mostly looking for a **cyberhome**. Given that I have had strong **cyberarguments** with many **netizens** of this **cybergroup** , I have to take a break.

I get that I am supposed to feel bad, but instead I’m wondering how you got a PhD in STEM without a biology professor ever telling you that genus should be capitalized but not species. Homo sapiens, not Homo Sapiens.

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**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/38 "2016-06-08T17:38:01Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> I get that I am supposed to feel bad, but instead I’m wondering how you got a PhD in STEM without a biology professor ever telling you that genus should be capitalized but not species. Homo sapiens, not Homo Sapiens.

No one is suppose to feel bad — I will still be online.

My PhD is not biology.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/39 "2016-06-08T17:38:23Z")

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> [@CCitizen](#):
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> As I have said, today is my last day at SDMB until 2018. There are many people with whom I disagree and argue, but really the place I am looking is **cyberhome**.

Good luck! Bye.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-become-a-cyborg/756617/40 "2016-06-08T17:41:20Z")

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> [@CCitizen](#):
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> Post Scriptum.
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> I have also gotten into a strong exchange of insults in The Pit.

Then the solution is to avoid the Pit, isn’t it?

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