# Would you like to shoot me now... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728 "2001-08-17T14:17:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/1 "2001-08-17T14:17:07Z")
…or wait 'til you get home? ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/2 "2001-08-17T14:19:21Z")
Uhm… I’ll wait. Thanks for the offer, though. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/3 "2001-08-17T14:20:47Z")
Explanation please. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/4 "2001-08-17T14:23:20Z")
Is this gonna cost me anything? ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/5 "2001-08-17T14:24:43Z")
Sheesh, didn’t you folks ever watch Bugs Bunny? ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/6 "2001-08-17T14:27:01Z")
You keep out of this. He doesn’t have to shoot you now. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/7 "2001-08-17T14:27:38Z")
Oh, well, golly, now that explains it all! Trying to be a little obtuse, are we today, **mrblue**. I’ll shoot you now . . . . . . . . but I know you’ll get away some how, you rascally rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/8 "2001-08-17T14:34:54Z")
He does _so_ have to shoot me now! ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/9 "2001-08-17T14:35:54Z")
I thought it was Duck Season. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/10 "2001-08-17T14:37:53Z")
Wabbit season. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/11 "2001-08-17T14:40:51Z")
What a maroon! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/12 "2001-08-17T14:43:32Z")
Stand still so as 'ah kin blast ya, ya long eared flea bitten varmint! Ooooo, 'ah hates rabbits! ---
**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/13 "2001-08-17T14:46:32Z")
\*\*OHHHH NOYADON’T!!! Not THIS time… \*\* …wait til you get home. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/14 "2001-08-17T14:54:18Z")
:holds up sign “Duck Season”: **Blam-blam-blam!** ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/15 "2001-08-17T14:56:38Z")
I _hate_ you, Rabbit. [sub]But I’m fond of you, Bunny.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/16 "2001-08-17T15:01:07Z")
😃 How doooo! Welcome to my shop Let me cut your mop Let me shave your crop! Daintily! Daint-til-ly! Hey yoooou! Don’t look so perplexed Why must you be next Can’t you see you’re next? Yes, you’re next! Yoou’re so next! How about a nice close shave Teach your whiskers to behave Lots of lather lots of soap Please hold still don’t be a dope Now we’re ready for the scrapin’ There’s no use to try escapin’ Yell and scream and rant and rave There’s no use you need a shaave! Ooh ouch ouch ooh ouch ooh ooh ouch! There, you’re nice and clean! Aldough your face looks like it might have gone through a ma-chine! Oh, where do I get that waabbit? What would you want with a waabbit? Can’t you see that I’m much swee-ter? I’m your little Senyeree-ter Yooou are my type of guy Let me straighten your tie And I shall dance for you! [sub]This is my FAVORITE Bugs episode. I love, love, love it![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/17 "2001-08-17T15:04:23Z")
With my spear and magic helmet! Where’s the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom. And I will love him, and squeeze him, and pet him, and love him and call him George. Down, down down! Mine, mine, mine! Hasan chop! Ah the classics. Gotta love em. ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/18 "2001-08-17T15:11:54Z")
Beep! Beep! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/19 "2001-08-17T15:15:21Z")
> [@](#): > > Where’s the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom. /hijack/ I do an excellent Marvin the Martian imitation. Isn’t that thrilling? :rolleyes: /hijack/ ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/20 "2001-08-17T15:15:32Z")
Well, since we’ve drifted off into other classic WB cartoons… “Everybody do the Michigan Rag! . . . Boorrrp!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728.md?page=2)