# Would you like to shoot me now... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728 "2001-08-17T14:17:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/21 "2001-08-17T15:35:18Z")
Kill the wabbit…kill the wabbit… Yeah I know this is off topic, it’s desphcicable isn’t it… ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/22 "2001-08-17T15:40:47Z")
_ **\** _ Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/23 "2001-08-17T16:08:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > Why must you be next “Why must you be vexed?” “Would I do _this_ if my pal Rocky was in there?” \ “You might rabbit, you might.” \ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/24 "2001-08-17T16:09:51Z")
Oh no! The Earthling has stolen the Plutonium Q-38 Space Modulator! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/25 "2001-08-17T16:13:54Z")
\ I’m pretty sure it’s an Eludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator, **jr8**. \ “No, Ah’d bettah not look. I just _might_ be in there.” ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/26 "2001-08-17T16:40:58Z")
Aha! _Pronoun_ trouble! ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/27 "2001-08-17T16:41:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Where’s the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom. > > /hijack/ > I do an excellent Marvin the Martian imitation. Isn’t that thrilling? :rolleyes: > /hijack/ \*\* Actually that is on the list of Things That Would Make Me Want To Marry You. So [Pepe Le Pu voice] Oh mi petite flower, come away with me to ze casbah![/Pepe Le Pu voice] ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/28 "2001-08-17T16:42:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > Where’s the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom. > > > > /hijack/ > > I do an excellent Marvin the Martian imitation. Isn’t that thrilling? :rolleyes: > > /hijack/ \*\* > > Actually that is on the list of Things That Would Make Me Want To Marry You. > > So [Pepe Le Pu voice] Oh mi petite flower, come away with me to ze casbah![/Pepe Le Pu voice] \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/29 "2001-08-17T17:42:37Z")
My name is Elmew J. Fudd, millionaiwe, I own a mansion and a yacht…eheheheheheheheheheh! ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/30 "2001-08-17T18:07:16Z")
You’re dispicable and and spicable…How anyone could get so dispicable in one lifetime is beyond me. And it’s not like I don’t know a lot of people, goodness knows it isn’t that… ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/31 "2001-08-17T18:08:42Z")
(fingers splayed on either side of head) I’m an **elk** ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/32 "2001-08-17T18:11:32Z")
:holds up sign: “ **Elk Season** ” ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/33 "2001-08-17T19:18:49Z")
**BLAMM!** ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/34 "2001-08-17T20:16:06Z")
What did you expect for an opera? A happy ending? ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/35 "2001-08-17T20:27:04Z")
“hmm, let’s run through that again. Do you want to shoot him now or shoot him later. He doesn’t have to shoot you now. Shoot me now. Got it. Pronoun trouble” ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/36 "2001-08-17T20:56:29Z")
“I’m a fiddler crab! Shoot me! It’s fiddler crab season!” ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/37 "2001-08-17T21:01:59Z")
**BLAMM!** [sub]That’s my favorite part!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/38 "2001-08-17T21:20:49Z")
but everybody knows it’s really baseball season ---
**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/39 "2001-08-17T21:33:14Z")
**WHERE’S MY HOSENFEFFER?** ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/40 "2001-08-17T21:49:37Z")
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