# Would you like to shoot me now... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728 "2001-08-17T14:17:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/41 "2001-08-17T22:07:47Z")
I can get one for you wholesale. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/42 "2001-08-17T22:16:29Z")
and my all time favorite… _ **NOOOO…NOT THE WED BUTTON!!!** _ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/43 "2001-08-17T22:38:18Z")
I think monsters are such INN-teresting people. The places you must go and the people you must see. Myyyyy stars! If an INN-teresting monster can’t have an INN-teresting hairdo, I just don’t know what the world is coming to. Bobby pins, please. _(that bobby pins line cracks me up every time!)_ ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/44 "2001-08-18T02:55:06Z")
“Firtht, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melitha. Then, I am furiouthh, for I dethpithhe the Scarlet Puh, Puh, Pumpernickel!” “Here Dad, let me fill your pipe for you on Father’s Day. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R. Tobacco.” “Mornin’, Ralph.” “Mornin’, Sam.” “What for you say you monkey when you got little powder-puff tail like rabbit, rabbit?” “Vandals have stolen all our vegetables!” “Come back! Stop!” “Start talkin’, it’s your nickel.” ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/45 "2001-08-18T03:01:59Z")
> [@](#): > > How doooo! > > Welcome to my shop > Let me cut your mop > Let me shave your crop! > Daintily! Daint-til-ly! …and all the rest of the song… **Verrain,** you’re going to have to fight _me_ for **BunnyGirl** now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/46 "2001-08-18T03:03:33Z")
[slowly] I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee. [/slowly] ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/47 "2001-08-18T03:17:47Z")
Hello my baby, hello my darlin’, Hello my rag-time gaaaal. Send me a kiss by wire, Baby my hearts on fire! If you refuse me, Honey you’ll lose me, Then I’ll be all alone, So honey telephone, And be my rag-time gaaaal. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Friend\_of\_the\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@A\_Friend\_of\_the\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Friend_of_the_Devil)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/48 "2001-08-18T03:59:25Z")
[Foghorn Leghorn] Ah say, that boy’s about as sharp as a pound of wet leather [/Foghorn Leghorn] ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/49 "2001-08-19T03:25:03Z")
_cough cough_ Crunchy Munchies are the best Look delicious on your vest Feed them to unwanted guests Stuff the matress with the rest. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/50 "2001-08-19T07:55:51Z")
Some of you need to get lives. I’ll let you figure out who you are;) [sub]Joking, joking . . . [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/51 "2001-08-19T17:18:48Z")
I was a little too smart for him. ---
**Author:** ![dwtno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dwtno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwtno)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/52 "2001-08-19T19:28:21Z")
Not as well known, but still a classic… If you’re on a highway and roadrunner goes “beep beep”, Just step aside or you might end up in a heap Roadrunner, roadrunner runs on the road all day, Even the coyote can’t make him change his ways Roadrunner, that coyote’s after you Roadrunner, if he catches you you’re through That coyote’s really a crazy clown, When will he learn that he never can hold you down? Roadrunner, roadrunner never bothers anyone Running down the road’s his idea of having fun Roadrunner, that coyote’s after you Roadrunner, if he catches you you’re through Roadrunner, roadrunner that coyote’s after you Roadrunner, if he catches you you’re through If he catches you you’re through If he catches you you’re through If he catches you you’re through. ---
**Author:** ![BlueMoonofKentucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8dc957/32.png) [@BlueMoonofKentucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMoonofKentucky)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/53 "2001-08-19T19:32:25Z")
[pepe] I am ze dog too, no? [/pepe] ---
**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/54 "2001-08-20T16:50:12Z")
…thet bohy-Isay-thet bohy 's subtle as a hand grenade in a bowl of oatmeal. ---
**Author:** ![Lucifer12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b38774/32.png) [@Lucifer12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucifer12)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728/55 "2001-08-20T18:53:34Z")
Allow me to introduce myself: I’m Wile E. Coyote - Suuuper-genius! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-like-to-shoot-me-now/76728.md?page=2)