# Would you literally kiss my ass for $1,000 in cash (or the equivlent in pounds)? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-literally-kiss-my-ass-for-1-000-in-cash-or-the-equivlent-in-pounds/464978 "2008-09-24T13:54:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-literally-kiss-my-ass-for-1-000-in-cash-or-the-equivlent-in-pounds/464978/101 "2008-09-25T16:24:13Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > Like **Nzinga, Seated** said, scraping $1000 together doesn’t take all that long. Jesus, I wish that were true for me. Hey, Jesus, are you listening?! JESUS!!! Damn it, he never listens to me. ---
**Author:** ![mudkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@mudkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mudkicker)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-literally-kiss-my-ass-for-1-000-in-cash-or-the-equivlent-in-pounds/464978/102 "2008-09-25T16:38:11Z")
I’m three weeks behind on my rent right now, so sure I would. I’d do a hell of a lot more than that for $1000 too. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-literally-kiss-my-ass-for-1-000-in-cash-or-the-equivlent-in-pounds/464978/103 "2008-09-25T16:56:00Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > Jesus, I wish that were true for me. > > Hey, Jesus, are you listening?! JESUS!!! Damn it, he never listens to me. He will answer, but you gotta pronounce it right. Hey-Suse. Listen, I hope I didn’t imply that I am just poppin’ off G’s weekly. Hardly. I am in the ghetto, ‘scratchin’ and survivin’, to quote Good Times, one of my favorite old shows. But, my job is sales, and if I really put the hours in, and focus soley on my grind, forsaking husband and child, I can pull out a grand in a week. I have done it, (sorry, husband and child), when I needed to. So, I probably won’t do anything I would be ashamed to tell my family about, for a thousand dollars. Don’t make me no better than anyone who would, though. Because I certainly have my price. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-literally-kiss-my-ass-for-1-000-in-cash-or-the-equivlent-in-pounds/464978/104 "2008-09-25T18:02:21Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > What are you doing Saturday? No plans at present:D So what’s your taste in art then? Did I mention that I’ve also started tattooing lessons? ---
**Author:** ![wisernow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@wisernow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wisernow)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-literally-kiss-my-ass-for-1-000-in-cash-or-the-equivlent-in-pounds/464978/105 "2008-09-25T18:16:28Z")
Sure I would. No problems at all. The only thing is that if I lick something and like it, then I also want to bite it. So, if I like the taste of your butt cheek, can I bite it too? Of course, I will give you back the $1000 if I do that. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-literally-kiss-my-ass-for-1-000-in-cash-or-the-equivlent-in-pounds/464978/106 "2008-09-25T18:29:24Z")
Sure, I’d do it for $1,000. Probably for half that. And I have an unblemished record of heterosexuality. But I hope you’re not getting off on it! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-literally-kiss-my-ass-for-1-000-in-cash-or-the-equivlent-in-pounds/464978/107 "2008-09-25T21:55:20Z")
Assuming good hygiene, sure. But maybe we should have an argument first so it’s more satisfying for you when the moment comes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-literally-kiss-my-ass-for-1-000-in-cash-or-the-equivlent-in-pounds/464978.md?page=5)